Does Hillary have a body double?

Well, duh, that’s why they had to build the robot.

For anyone who isn’t aware of how clothing and a bad photo can change how someone’s weight looks, here’s a similar situation for Cowboys QB Tony Romo earlier this year.

It didn’t work out so well for Queen Amidala’s decoy.

ummm–did you notice that in the video there is a small crowd of cheering fans–but none of them try to approach her, to shake her hand, etc.? Even the young girl who runs up to Clinton is alone–the mother does not try to follow her own child.
You know why?
Because the photo op was well staged and planned.

The security people had obviously cleared the sidewalk before Clinton opened the door to leave the building. They had a barrier to keep well-wishers away. They had also had 4 hours—plenty of time to check out the entire neighborhood, block traffic if necessary, place snipers on the rooftops, etc,etc.

And nobody took a shot? Missed opportunity there.

What the holy fuck? Why would a guy who’s worth $50M and out on bail for fraud charges be heckling a presidential candidate on the sidewalk?

Rumors suggest that he may be a giant asshole.

But millionaire giant assholes do a call in interview on Fox while getting blowjobs from Costa Rican prostitutes after doing a line of coke. Yelling on the sidewalk within reach of the Secret Service is what poor giant assholes do.

Well, sure, but even that can get wearisome, then you cut back on the interviews.

Whoa. She does her own stunts? :cool:

Lawyer: ok, we got your bail down to $5M. Now just don’t do anything stupid or leave the country until the trial.

Shkreli: I was going to heckle a presidential candidate on the sidewalk as she leaves her daughter’s house. Is that cool?

Lawyer: Hmm, you know what? Maybe go to Costa Rica.

Shkreli: [Me. Me. Me Me Me. Me! Me! Me ME ME!!! MEEEEEE!!!]

Body doubles only work in Hollywood.

Think about it.

Not just look like her. She talked, too.

Though I will add that a body double can also be someone who looks like the person well enough from a distance, or when filmed from the behind. Or when you need a closeup of multiple body parts (besides the face). It’s not always nude scenes.

The Zalu Draculi are not actually shapeshifters. It is the Mn’Teiknl from the 3rd Cluster who are using their abilities to blame the Draculi.

Unless it is a Jupiter spy. :eek:

How about we spin it the other way?

Given the Clinton are incorrigible charlatans of the first water and are employing a professional body double so as to perpetrate a psephology con on the great merkin voting public, don’t you think that key to avoiding a fundamental non-continuity such as the body double not looking precisely as the original would be rigorous scrutiny as SOP before any appearance?

They knew she was unwell, you think they hadn’t gamed that possibility out?

Pretty sure that’s more than a rumor. He is actually a colossal asshole. He may be the black hole of assholes. That’s an asshole of such mass it begins sucking all assholeness into it.

“Twillary.”

I’m still with them.

He has a brown event horizon?

I didn’t bother to read the text of the article, but the one close-up shot of two faces - which I assume to be her and the “double” - both have a small blemish just to the middle-right on the forehead. Granted, it’s a bit hard to make out in one since the image is a bit blurry, but it seems to be there. The shape of the chin is the same, the cutoff point at which her cheeks turn into that parentheses-shaped crease around the mouth (do we have a word for that in English?) is at the same location. The bridge of her brow follows the exact same line.

Basically, it would have to be a clone more than just a body-double. So if she does have one, these photos don’t seem to include one.