Don't Bump This Thread!

*Oh, don’t give us none of your aggravation,
We had it with your discipline.
Oh, Saturday night’s alright for bumpin’,
Get a little action in.
*

Almost awake after a day off bump.

Wait – you mean this isn’t the don’t-thump-this-bread thread?

Well, it ain’t the “Don’t Squeeze The Bumping Chamin” thread

I thought it was the “I can’t believe I ate the whole bumpin’ thing” thread.

When it comes to a bump in this thread, “it’s the real thing.”

How, exactly, did you expect us to react to “Don’t Bump This Thread!”?
You bump sixteen tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt.
Saint Peter don’t you call me 'cause I can’t go.
I owe my soul to the company store.

Bumped to say, well done, Yllaria!

To paraphrase Yogi Berra, when you come to a bump in a thread, take it.

An early Tuesday morning bump

Bumped to say that I hope Beck returns to this thread soon. I know why she’s absent, and I understand completely, but I always enjoyed her bumps.

The bumpin’ same goes for me. Sayonara, Pancho!

Agreed. Bump Pancho right out of her–and may she have a smooth (not bumpy) road to recovery.

Also agreed. Good thoughts for Beck.

And -

Don’t download this bump.

Hope Beck will be bumpin’ back here soon.

Beck, Beck, we’re missing you,
All the threads are a wreck,
And the moods are so low,
You can touch them, and so
Come back to us well, bonnie Beck.

Sniff

Nicely sung, Spoons.

Bump.

A bump, you say?

The bumpman cometh.

Bumped. Because I’ve needed to for a few days.

(And thank you, Yllaria.)