Don't Bump This Thread!

The iceman bumpeth.

The bumpman always rings twice.

To thine own bump be true.

Threads that go bump in the night.

It was a dark and bumpy night.

It was the best of bumps, it was the worst of bumps…

In a hole in the ground there bumped a hobbit.

I will not eat this oatmeal lump,
I will not eat it, Sam-I-Bump.

We have nothing to bump but bumping itself.

Awwww. A Bump for the well wishers.
(:))

Bumpin’ bless you, bumpin’ Beck.

Seconded! And thus, bumped.

Stone walls do not a prison bump.

Razors pain you,
The river’s a dump,
Acids stain you,
And drugs say “chump.”
Guns aren’t lawful,
Nooses slump,
Gas smells awful.
You might as well bump.

– After Dorothy Parker’s “Resume.”

Bravo, Spoons! I always bumpin’ loved that poem.

Thanks, Panache. She’s one of my favourites, and I own a few of her first editions, one (Death and Taxes) actually signed by her, and with marginalia by her. Hey, try this:

I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I’m under the table,
After four I’m under my–umm, bump.

That was a bumpin’ “host” of humor.

Hey, Beck!

If we’re doing first lines: The bump was on fire and it wasn’t my fault.

So bump, bump
I’ll make this thread jump.
Right to the top
I won’t ever stop
Giving this thread a bump.
You good Dopers
Never let me slump.
This will be the thread that I’ll bump.
This will be the thread that I’ll bump.

It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were bumping thirteen.