Don't Bump This Thread!

Sunshine today, and the snow is melting. But the forecast says we might get more later this week.

Bumpy weather!

Snow bumping in tomorrow night, then lake effect. No warm-up in sight.

Beautiful day here today, but lousy weather is coming, according to the forecast.

Bump.

You have my sympathy about the lousy weather. Today is supposed to be pretty OK here.

Bump.

And lousy weather did come. Cold, and a bit of snow.

Bump.

Grab your coat.
Don’t forget your hat!
Leave your worries
On the door step…

… You’ll never be a chump,
If you give this thread a bump!

The answer, my friend,
Is bumpin’ in the wind.
The answer is bumpin’ in the wind.

You see, she was gonna be an actress,
And I was gonna learn to fly.
She took off for the footlights,
And I took off for the sky.

Now here she’s acting happy,
Inside her handsome home.
And me, I’m driving in my taxi,
O’er bumpy roads, while I get stoned.

I go bumping so high, when I’m stoned.

I can understand why you ask me
My heart is dying in your hands but my heart beats
It goes bump bump bump bump, bump bump bump

Ask your doctor if your heart is strong enough for bump.

A “just because” bump.

An “I stupidly broke my iPhone, and it can’t be fixed” bump.

Sympathy bump.

New phone is “in transit.” Fingers crossed.

Bump.

Got it, and it’s spectacular. Wish I’d broken the old one sooner.

Bump.

You can cure yourself of your obsessive habits. Put down your phone and get yourself a nice cup of coffee. You need more time to relax.

No bump? I’ll do it for you.

Bump.

Bump.

Bumping into Saturday afternoon (though I thought it was Sunday).

Nope, it’s Saturday.

Bump.