Don't Bump This Thread!

Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow bumps in this petty pace… It’s almost effing October already.

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Where has the year gone?

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The older I get… well, you know.

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Wasn’t there a Twilight Zone episode where a guy had the ability to stop time? In typical Twilight Zone fashion, that didn’t work out too well for him.

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Twilight Zone episodes rarely worked out well for anyone.

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Oddly, we were just talking about the Twilight Zone, here.

Help I’m bumpin’ into the twilight zone
The place is a madhouse,
Feels like being cloned . . .

Is a clone car stuffed with clowns who all look the same?

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I don’t know why, but this song just bumped into my head, and it’s too good not to share:

I’m solid gold,
I’ve got the goods
They stand when I walk
Through the neighborhoods,
I’m bumpin’ it
I’ve got the chance, I’m jumpn’on it
No more, no more, lumpin’ it
This time in life, I’m bumpin’ it (ooo–ooo-ooh!)

A waiting-for-the-driveway-re-surfacing-to-dry-so-I-can-back-out-of-the-garage-again bump.

Do you got them “steadily depressin’, low down mind messin’ working at the car wash blues” kind of bump?

A rainy day bump.

Putting off doing the dishes bump.

just … bump

Sometimes a bump is just a bump.

I won at the track today. Not much, but it’s better than losing.

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Congrats, Spoons!

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This is not a bump.

Thanks, Panache!

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An almost-midnight (here) bump.

Almost midnight here too.

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