A 5 a.m. bump.
That’s an early bump!
This is an afternoon bump.
[bette davis] What a bump! [/bette davis]
Apparently Spoons doesn’t go bump in the night.
[bette davis] … It’s going to be a bump-y night. [/bette davis]
Starting the morning slowly, bump.
STILL dealing with the driveway guy who can’t figure out how to accept a credit card payment. I had to go to the bank and get cash. Again. 
Bump.
Cash? I bet he makes his wife churn butter.
Bump
Lumpy, bumpy, butter?
Bump
I recently saw a photo of a stonehenge made of sticks of butter. Or margarine. Hard to tell from a photo.
Bump.
I know a guy with a wooden leg named Bill.
Bump.
What was the name of his other leg?
Bump.
Smith.
Bump.
Now I understand Mary Poppins better. Thanks!
And bump.
A mid-October-but-still-warm bump.
A little cool but still pleasant bump.
Temperatures bumping down tomorrow.
Winds bumping up today.
The rainy weekend has already started. I did all my shopping today.
Bump.
Grey and cloudy here.
Bump.