Another pre-Thanksgiving bumpy-bump.
Hint. If you ask for on-street, residential, ADA parking, don’t ask for it to be put in front of a neighbor’s house.
Bump.
The hell with the rules.
Bump.
Actually, ADA parking can be installed in front of a neighbor’s house IF the neighbor provides a concurrence letter allowing it. But usually, the request is submitted without talking to the neighbor at all.
Bump.
I’m doing a good job here – thirty days since I last came here and didn’t bump!
It’s been a while since I’ve been here, but I’m going to bump anyway.
What is this, a BA (Bumpers Anonymous) meeting?
My name is purplehorseshoe and I’m a bumper. Bump. See?
Fasten your seatbelts, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride…
We’re gonna need a bigger bump.
Will this do?
BUMP
Bump up the jam, bump it up, bump it up…
I’m goin’ bump, so you better get this party started.
Bumps not required in France, according to Lowering the Bar. (Nov 9, French court determines that employees cannot be fired for failing to participate in social activities with coworkers.)
Ohhhh, I don’t feel so good. Somebody hold back my hair, I’m gonna bump!!
But can you bump while reciting the alphabet?
What, like three whole days and no … bump?
We’ve gone longer. Bump.
Speaking of which - that was a six-day gap.
We’re going to have lows to freezing for a week, according to the person in the household who checks ahead for the weather.
Bump.
Betchya the next gap is longer.
Oh, darn.
Bump.
See, that’s whatcha get for not following instructions. It said not to bump it, but could you resist? Noooooo.
Bump.