Ah, but the long bump-gaps, they must happen organically.
Three days before Christmas and our oven stops working.
Bump, bump, bump. [the sound of my head hitting the wall]
On the up side, the five-year protection plan in still in effect and the repair guy is supposed to be out next Tuesday. And the stove still works.
It’s raining, it’s pouring. Yup. I’m not goin’ out there, no way, no how. Film at 11.
Bump.
Went out once - for the newspaper, my clothes didn’t warn up for a long time.
Bumpity bump bump. Look at Frosty fall.
Bump, bump me, do.
You know I’ll bump you…
I’ll always bump true,
So please… bump me do
Eight days a week,
I’ll bu-uu-uu-uu-ump you.
Anyone else on flood warning? So far no actual floods.
Bump.
And it’s 2023, and nobody’s bumped this thread since last year! What an obedient bunch of folks!
Bump.
I’m always obedient. At least that’s what I tell my kids.
Bump.
OK, don’t fasten your seatbelts, then. I thought it was gonna be a bumpy ride, but evidently I was wrong.
Oops. Bump.
The only flooding here is from backed up storm drains. And we have electricity. Not too bad.
Bump.
Benjamin Franklin Birthday Bump
Fart Proudly!
A bump that I can get behind, so to speak.
Will the groundhog bump its shadow this year?
Oopsy, bump.
Just one week away. I almost never remember when Groundhog’s Day is.
Bump.
Groundhog Day is of course the day everyone should eat sausage.
Bump.
Is SunUp sending us spam?
Bump.
SunUp is perplexing me. If it’s a movie reference, it’s been too long since I watched it.
Bump.
Uh, no, just ground hog, with which sausages are made. My attempt at yet more humor on the subject resulted in what is known as a “dad joke.” Should’a’ left the thread un-bumped.
But I didn’t. Bump.