They were a degree off. It was only 90 today.
Bump.
It’s bumping hot!
Banana bread bump for today.
Pretty warm weather for baking bread. Still, I hear that for bananas, this year was a bumper crop.
Ba-da-CHING bump.
Dang. Roto-Rooter in the kitchen.
Bump.
What would life be, without a
… resurrection bump.
Is a resurrection bump the heaving you get before the zombie arms break through to the air?
Bump.
Zombie bumps are the worst
Last bump in August.
Almost the last bump in August.
Still another nearly last bump in August. (Do we have any Dopers in American Samoa?)
That’s cute.
This was a … nother bump.
I meant my last bump in August. So of course I shouldn’t be bumping the thread now – which of course is the whole point of the thread, that you shouldn’t bump it. Damn.
Whoa. That was a meta-don’t-bump.
Septembump!
On this holiday weekend, I’m laboring … to bump this thread.
(The thread-bumping union sucks.)
Hey. Bumped it.
Taking a week off - - bump.
I have the Beach Boys stuck in my head, so please enjoy this earworm:
Twwoooo girls for everyyy …
… BUUUUMMMMMP! 
If a baseball player runs into the guy who calls balls, strikes, safe, and out, is that a bUmp?