Don't Bump This Thread!

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5625

Oh, ouch.

Bump, bump, bump <= my head against my desk.

5626

No, that’s an automatic ejection.

5627

Arr! Shiver me timbers, I’ve bumped the thread again!

5628

That was from 2018. Let’s add: 4. Bumpfry Bogart.

Did anyone actually try this? It sounds promising.

And this could be #5 -

This could be #6.

Only 7 famous bump-names to go. Only 5 years late.

5629

Gotta get my Bump in before the new rules make this thread illegal. (Only one bump to be allowed per thread!)

Uh, Delores Bumpbridge, currently of Azkabump.

5630

Let’s see if I can do a list.

  1. Bumplestiltskin
  2. Humpty Bumpty
  3. Natty Bumppo
  4. Bumpfry Bogart
  5. Don Bumpleone
  6. Bump. James Bump
  7. Delores Bumpbridge (currently of Azkabump)
5631
  1. Bumplestiltskin
  2. Humpty Bumpty
  3. Natty Bumppo
  4. Bumpfry Bogart
  5. Don Bumpleone
  6. Bump. James Bump
  7. Delores Bumpbridge (currently of Azkabump)
  8. Bump Wills, Texas Rangers second baseman
  9. Bum(p) Philllips, former football coach
5632
  1. Bumplestiltskin
  2. Humpty Bumpty
  3. Natty Bumppo
  4. Bumpfry Bogart
  5. Don Bumpleone
  6. Bump. James Bump
  7. Delores Bumpbridge (currently of Azkabump)
  8. Bump Wills, Texas Rangers second baseman
  9. Bum(p) Philllips, former football coach
  10. Bumpdicca - brave Celtic queen who rebelled against the Romans
5633

[quote=“Yllaria, post:5632, topic:820859”]

  • Bumplestiltskin
  • Humpty Bumpty
  • Natty Bumppo
  • Bumpfry Bogart
  • Don Bumpleone
  • Bump. James Bump
  • Delores Bumpbridge (currently of Azkabump)
  • Bump Wills, Texas Rangers second baseman
  • Bum(p) Philllips, former football coach
  • Bumpdicca - brave Celtic queen who rebelled against the Romans
  • Englebert Bumpernick
5634

“Don’t bump this thread.”

YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!

5635

We’re up to eleven! Only two more to go.

Now don’t ask me if I have projects that are five years old and still not done at home. I’ll just bump.

5636

Rumors of gunshot(s) near our building. I did not hear them because I was in the bathroom. Traffic is being re-routed.

Turns out that when engineers hear gunshots, the go to the window to see what’s going on.

Bump.

5637

The Man from B.U.M.P.L.E.

5638

Illya Kurbumpin RIP

5639

Is that 12 or the whole 13?

Bump.

5640

A Hallowe’en things-that-go-bump-in-the-night bump.

5641

I’ll add Merv Bumpkinhead, from Sandman, to be sure it’s finished. He’s very Halloweenish.

5642

Wasn’t there a black cat in “A Tale of a Thousand Cats”?

Oh, and bump.

5643

Wouldn’t a thousand cats have a thousand tails?

I’ll see myself out.

Bump.

5644

Yes, and it was, indeed, a spooky black cat. Who had more than a thousand tales.

Bump.