Don't Bump This Thread!

There was a bumper crop this year.

If bumper cars were grown on farms, then wouldn’t the farmer always have a bumper crop?

And if bumps could fly…

If wishes were horses, beggars could bump,
All dreams and desires would join in a lump,
Worries and troubles would all fall a-thump–
If wishes were horses, beggars would bump.

I have seen The Flying Wallendas bumped from the sky.

Hey, what’s new?..uh, oh, I bumped.

So you did!

I killed a millipede in my bathroom and it made me bump this thread.

Getting an iced coffee instead of a soda at the local 7-eleven bumped the cost upa dollar.
Well worth it.

I bump my own iced coffee every morning.

I bump the “on” switch on my coffee maker every morning.

I sometimes forget to bump the “off” switch.

I won’t bumping this thread for at least another hour.

I’ll bump til then.

Bump away, Beck!

I’m not bumping this thread at all today.

I don’t think I will, either.

The Union of Confederated Bumpers Local 686 announced a strike today …

Oh they would, those bumpers!

Scab bump!!