Don’t pick - or bump - the scabs!
Don’t you just hate it when itchy bug bites turn into bumps and scabs?
Bump that last post. Nobody wins.
Nobody wins; correct. We just bump, and bump, and bump …
You’re not the bumping boss o’ me!
I used to be a bumping boss.
How long ago, and where?
I have bumped all memory of the times and places.
Could you bump your memory again, and get the times and places back?
Those are bumped back on my old computer, with the crashed hard drive.
Ah well. I’ll just bump this thread again then.
Hi, bumpers!
Good morning, bumpers!
Happy Pride Bump Day
The Earth says hello,
You bump above us;
We’re bumping below…
We’re bumpin’ booties, havin’ us a ball, y’all
You ask me why
I bump this thread so high
I bump it noon and night
Bump it all right
I bump it high and low
Don’t ask me why
Don’t know
It just gets in my head
Like the Grateful Dead
Darling
Gimme a thread that bumps
Long beautiful bumpa
Shining, gleaming,
Streaming, flaxen, waxen
Give me down to there bumps
For two pages or longer
Here baby, there mama
Everywhere daddy daddy
Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump
Bump it, dump it
Long as Trump can trump it
this bump.
Let it bump in the breeze
And get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas in this bump
A home for fleas
A hive for buzzing bees
A nest for birds
There ain’t no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder
Of this…
Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bumpr
Bump it, stump it
Long as Trump can trump it
This bump
I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy
Shining, gleaming, streaming
Flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!
Oh say can you see
This thread. If you can’t
Then I’ll bump it again
Down to here
Down to there
Down to where
It gets lock by a Mod
They’ll be ga ga and say “No go”
When they see how long this thread goes
This thread made of long
Brilliant bumps
Brilliant bumps
This bump though you ignore it.
Hallelujah I adore it
Hallelujah Dopers love my bumps
Why don’t the Mods love me?
Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bumpr
Bump it, stump it
Long as Trump can trump it
This bump
Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bumpr
Bump it, stump it
Long as Trump can trump it
This bump
Wow, I think Annie’s all bumped out after that!
Bumped to say, Annie, that was awesome!
It bumped me right over!