Okay, guys, back to bump!
Glad to be bumped back!
You know you make me want to bump!
Let’s bump again, like we did last summer.
Bumpin’ makes me feel good.
We’re Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Bump Band…
Magical Mystery Bump.
On the Straight Dope Message Boards
There are lots of threads we read
But a thread that we can bump
Is a thread that we all need.
So Sppons started up a thread
That was titled "Do Not Bump
But we do so every day
It’s a thread that we can bump
We all need a thread that we can bump
A thread that we can bump, a thread that we can bump
We all need a thread that we can bump
A thread that we can bump, a thread that we can bump.
And the Mods are all upset
That we bump this thread up to the top
We expect that some fine day
They will lock it to make us stop.
We all need a thread that we can bump
A thread that we can bump, a thread that we can bump
We all need a thread that we can bump
A thread that we can bump, a thread that we can bump.
Shhh! Bumps the word!
Not bumping today, either, no siree…
Annie-Xmas, you have way too much bumpin’ time on your hands!
Maybe you ought to have that bump looked at.
Bumped to say that I didn’t start the thread–that was Mumberthax, I think–but thanks for the shout-out, Annie!
Must bump. Click that mouse beck…must b-u-m-p!!
Just stopping by to say I won’t be bumping today.
That post should be bumped.
I hereby declare this post to be the Final Bump. No more shall this thread be bumped.
Why are you advertising bumping tables? That hurts!
Don’t you die on me thread!!!
Breathe!!!
This thread is not dead, Jim. Or CelticKnot.