Hey look guys, what part of DON’T BUMP THIS THREAD are you not getting? Lay off, I tell ya!
Bumped. I’m feeling contrary today.
Wish I could get bumped out of this thread.
I’m bumping coz I feel like it.
Why not? I’m bumping because I feel like it too.
I really don’t feel like it, so I stopped bumping.
I’m a thread bumper, not a doctor.
Got a good reason
For taking the bumpy way out.
Got a good reason
For taking the bumpy way out now.
She was a thread bumper
Multi-bump poster, yeah
It took me so long to find out
And I found out…
*Dear Sir or Madam
Will you bump my book
It took me years to bump
Will you take a look
It’s based on a bump
By a man named Lear
And I need a bump
So I want to be a paperback bumper
Paperback bumper
*
One bump is as good as another.
*What would you think if I bumped out of turn?
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your eyes and I’ll present you a bump,
And I hope I can bump just for thee.
Oh, I get by with a little bump from my friends,
Mm, I get high with a little bump from my friends,
Mm, gonna try with a little bump from my friends…*
Is this the Beatle bump?
Bump it up baby now.
Bump it up baby.
*Picture yourself in a bump on a river
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly
A girl with kaleidoscope bumps
Cellophane flowers of yellow and green
Towering over your head
Look for the girl with the bump in her eyes
And she’s gone
Lucy in the sky with bumps*
*I’d like to bump, with a mighty thump,
In an octopus’s garden in the shade.
He’d want to share, knowing why we’re there,
In his octopus’s garden in the shade.
I’d ask my friends to come and jump
Into the octopus’s garden to bump.
I’d like to bump, with a mighty thump,
In an octopus’s garden in the shade.*
*She bumped in through the bathroom window,
Protected by a silver spoon.
But now she bumps her thumb and wanders
By the banks of her own lagoon
Didn’t anybody tell her?
Didn’t anybody see?
Sunday’s on the bump to Monday,
Tuesday’s on the bump to me.
*
*Bump up!
That’s an invitation,
Bump up for the Mystery Tour!
Bump up,
To make a reservation–
Bump up for the Mystery Tour!
The Magical Mystery Tour
Is waiting to bump you away,
Waiting to bump you away…*
Bump together.
Bumpin, down on Bourbon Street, set up, like a bowlin’ pin.
Knocked down, it get’s to wearin’ thin. They just won’t let you be, oh no.
Beck, come on, you know how to do this. Here, like this:
He bump no shoeshine,
He bump toe jam football,
He bump monkey finger,
He bump Coca-Cola,
He say I bump you, you bump me,
One thing I can tell you is
You got to bump free.
Bump together, right now,
Over me.
It’s just that easy, Beck.