Humidity is bumping - Barometer’s getting low.
According to all sources, the street’s the place to bump.
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten,
For the first time in history
It’s gonna start bumping men.
Bump:)
Note: This paro y is based on a Tom Paxton song called “Annie’s Going to Sing Her Song,” part of his Annie trilogy, which includes “Has Annie Been In Tonight?” and “When Annie Took Me Home.”
What’s your hurry? Just watch this.
This is one you mustn’t miss.
Annie’s going to bump this thread
Called “Do not bump this thread.”
A bump for me, a bump for you.
This thread needs a bump or two.
Annie’s going to bump this thread.
Called do not bump this thread.
You’ve never seen it bumped before?
She bumps it twice a day or more.
Complete with laughs and a big grin.
She’ll never let this thread end.
Bump bump bump bump bump bump bump
Bump bump bump bump bump bump bump
Annie’s going to bump this thread.
Called do not bump this thread
She sometimes bumps this thread so long
Depends on how long she’s been gone
She sits and bumps this thread so high.
We know she’ll never let it die.
Come on back here; have the thread read
Don’t miss the post where she bumps this thread
Annie’s going to bump this thread.
Called do not bump this thread.
Bump bump bump bump bump bump bump
Bump bump bump bump bump bump bump
Annie’s going to bump this thread.
Called do not bump this thread
This isn’t Annie’s only bump;
The others mostly reference Trump.
Next week, tomorrow, or today;
She bumps that man would just go away.
Come on back here; have the thread read
Don’t miss the post where she bumps this thread
Annie’s going to bump this thread.
Called do not bump this thread.
Aint gonna bump no more with no big fat woman.
Bumped to say that that was another great job, Annie!
Bumpin’ yeah!
*How do I bump thee? Let me count the ways.
I bump thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of being and ideal grace.
I bump thee to the level of every day’s
Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.
I bump thee freely, as men strive for right.
I bump thee purely, as they turn from praise.
I bump thee with the passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood’s faith.
I bump thee with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints. I bump thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life; and, if God choose,
I shall but bump thee better after death.*
After Sonnet 43 from Sonnets from the Portuguese, by Elizabeth Barrett Browning, published 1850.
*Bumping out around the world,
Are you ready for a brand new beat?
Summer’s here and the time is right
For bumping in the street.
They’re bumping in Chicago,
Down in New Orleans,
Up in New York City.
All we need is bumping, sweet bumping,
There’ll be bumping everywhere.
There’ll be swinging swaying records playing,
Bumping in the street.
*
Please Mr. Bump Man, look and see
If there’s a bumping in your bag for me
I’ve been bumping such a long time
Just to hear from that bump friend of mine
*Bump me tender,
Bump me sweet,
Never let me go.
You have made my life complete,
And I bump you so.
Bump me tender,
Bump me true,
All my dreams fulfilled.
For my darlin’ I bump you,
And I always will.
*
I only wish I could write, er, bump so beautifully.
Pretty pretty please, don’t you ever ever feel
Like you’re less than bumping perfect
Gonna find my baby, gonna bump her tight,
Gonna grab some afternoon delight,
My motto’s always been ‘when a bump is right, it’s right’
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?
When everything’s a little clearer in the light of day
And we know the bump is always gonna be there any way…
Bump
She bump, he bump, a-we bump
I bump, you bump, a-they bump
Be bump, be bump a loo
She bump, she bump
Oh, she does, she bump, she bump
Bump they told me, bump bump bump bump bump
A thread to bump you see, bump bump bump bump bump
My finest bump I bring, bump bump bump bump bump
The bump you’ve been seeking, bump bump bump bump bump
bump bump bump bump bump, bump bump bump bump bump
So to bump this thread, bump bump bump bump bump,
When I bump.
All you bumpers, bump bump bump bump bump
I am a bumper too, bump bump bump bump bump
I have a bump to bring, bump bump bump bump bump
That’s you’ve been seeking, bump bump bump bump bump,
bump bump bump bump bump, bump bump bump bump bump,
Shall I bump for you, bump bump bump bump bump,
Bump this thread?
The Mod nodded, bump bump bump bump bump
The thread got bumped again, bump bump bump bump bump
I bumped this thread, bumped it, bump bump bump bump bump
I bumped the best for it, bump bump bump bump bump
bump bump bump bump bump, bump bump bump bump bump
Then I bumped this thread, bump bump bump bump bump
Me and my bump.
Saturday, and I must bump again.
Bump bump ba bump ba bump ba bump bump, bump bump ba bump ba dang a dang dang, ding a dong ding… blue moon
Bump bump:)
A thousand bumps in the sky make me realize
You are the one bump that I’ll adore
Tell me you’ll bump me
Tell me we’ll bump once more