Another Saturday night,
And I ain’t got nobumpin’
I got some money 'cause I just got paid
Now, how I wish I had someone to bump with
I’m in an awful way.
*Missed the Saturday bounce,
Heard they bounced the floor.
It’s awfully different without you;
Don’t bounce around much anymore.
Though I’d visit the club;
Bounced as far as the door.
I couldn’t bear it without you;
Don’t bounce around much anymore.*
Lord, I ain’t gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain’t gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain’t gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I ain’t gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
Bumping deja vu
*There’s a bright bouncing haze on the meadow
There’s a bright bouncing haze on the meadow
The corn is as high as an elephant’s eye
An’ it looks like it’s bouncin’ clear up to the sky
Oh, what a bounciful mornin’
Oh, what a bounciful day
I’ve got a wonderful feelin’
Everything’s bouncin’ my way
*
Sunday, and I must bump again.
Correction:
*There’s a bright bumping haze on the meadow
There’s a bright bumping haze on the meadow
The corn is as high as an elephant’s eye
An’ it looks like it’s bumpin’ clear up to the sky
Oh, what a bumpiful mornin’
Oh, what a bumpiful day
I’ve got a wonderful feelin’
Everything’s bumpin’ my way*
Bump
*Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed
A poor bumper, barely kept his family fed,
And then one day he was bumpin’ at some food,
And up through the ground come a bumpin’ crude.
Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.
Well the first thing you know ol Jed’s a millionaire,
The kinfolk said “Jed bump away from there”
Said “Californy is the place you ought to be”
So they bumped up the truck and they moved to Beverly
Hills, that is. Bumpin’ pools, movie stars. *
And another bump.
Bump bump bump, another bump bites the dust
Bump bump bump, another bump bites the dust
And another bump gone, and another bump gone
Another bump bites the dust
Hey, he’s gonna bump you too
Another bump bites the dust
*I’m gonna bump that man right outa my hair,
I’m gonna bump that man right outa my hair,
I’m gonna bump that man right outa my hair,
And send him on his way.
*
And now… a drum solo…
Bump bump bump bump bump bump
bada bada bump bump bump bump bump bump
bada bada bump bada bada bump bada bada bump bump bump bump bump bump
That’s some bumpin’ there, pilgrim.
Bumpers in the night exchanging glances
Wondering in the night
What were the chances we’d be sharing bumps
Before the night was through.
Something in your eyes was so bumping
Something in your smile was so bumping
Something in my heart
Told me I must bump you.
Bumpers in the night
Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a bump.
“Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she bumps into mine…”
Bring me the bump stick of the wicked witch!
“Just bump your lips together and blow”
“Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy night.”