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1263

Mama always said, bump is as bump does.

1264

I love the smell of bumping in the morning.

1265

Surely you can’t be bumping.
I am bumping. And don’t call me Shirley.

1266

Sometimes ya just gotta say, what the bump.

1267

I’ve had my fill of bumps this morning.

1268

“I know what you’re thinking: ‘Did he fire six shots or only five?’ Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I’ve kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do you, Bump?”

1269

I’m gonna bump that outta my memory.

1270

Bump

1271

Are you bumping to me? Are you bumping to me? You must be bumping to me, I’m the only one here.

1272

I’m gonna bump this thread
Bump it every day
I’m gonna bump this thread
Bump it all the way.
Let’s bump, bump, bump, and bump
I’m gonna bump till you pop
I’m gonna bump till you drop
I’m gonna bump this thread
Bump it every day.

1273

I’m bumping? Bumping how? How the !@#% am I bumping?

1274

I’m all bumped out for today.

1275

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(Was that bump gross enough for you?)

1276

Please, no more gross bumping jokes.

1277

Annie’s OCD meds haven’t bumped in yet.

1278

Bumped to say–nicely played, Annie.

1279

Bump it with a trumpet.

1280

Bumpin with a tuba!

1281

Bump it with a trombone.

1282

Bump the brass for some sass.