Bump it with a Sousaphone!
Bump it with a strumpet
I once bumped with a strumpet, forgot to sheath the bump, now I got a case of the bumps.
Bump with a bassoon!
Okay, bassoon as I learn to play one.
You should reed up on it first.
And if you’re a good boy, we’ll let you have some cello.
Blow it off, hard to learn.
That was a viol thing to say.
Are we supposed to be doing something here? Oh, bump it, I’ll think of it later.
Wait… I’m confused. I thought this was the bumping ‘I like bananas’ thread.
Well, bump it!!
Bumped to say that there is nothing wrong with puns in this thread.
Yeah, we got bumped into another thread there.
Bumpin’ Twilight zone!!
Witness if you will–a group of anonymous posters on a message board. They think they are playing a harmless game. One that take perhaps two minutes per entry, and provides a little innocent fun. But what these posters don’t realize is that every post bumps them further into–the Twilight Zone.
Gave me goose bumps!
What bumps a goose’s goose bumps?
How many bumps would a goose bump bump if a goose bump could bump bumps?
And who goosed the goose to give it goose bumps?
If I goosed your bump would you put my head in a goose?