Heard over the phone from a friend yelling at her cat regarding a plushie I had sent my friend…
“Finnigan, stop humping the unicorn!”
“Stop filling up on your broccoli, or you won’t have room for dessert.”
I don’t have kids, but I did have to tell my younger niece to stop licking the TV screen the other day.
I know it looks like fun, but you’re not joining the dogs when they have cornered a snake.
Can I add one as a teacher?
“No you may not get them to smell your feet.”
student protests"
“I don’t care if its snack time. Stop it!”
You know, the OP failed to mention whether or not the cat in question is actually a Sith Lord in disguise. Going after the cat would be perfectly justifiable, even necessary, if that were the case. Then again, I guess it could be that Northern Piper is a Sith Lord, and was trying to protect a feline apprentice (presumably named Darth Meow). So, are we going to have to dispatch the Jedi Council to your location? We will if we have to.
I often have to tell my nephews “Your Jedi mind-tricks won’t work on me, young man” when they’re trying to explain how of course they’re allowed more time playing games.
With my niece it’s more surprise at what I’ve ended up wearing, than at what I’ve found myself saying. She’s a dress-up girl, and wants to haul out Pretty Pretty Princess and her costume jewelry every time Uncle Lightray visits…
If I were talented enough - I would try and do a 'Snoopy Vs Darth Meow" quote.
for now, I’ll leave it as is - for now.
“Don’t pee on your brother.”
We don’t have kids, but Mr. Snicks heard that one while in the bathroom at some sporting event or other.
A good friend of ours while watching his son (playing soccer) run into a treed area to retrive an out of bounds kick
“Don’t lick the trees!”
“Can’t sleep. Clowns will eat me.”
Overheard father and son, the other day:
Son: Those were all really gross!
Dad: Ahh, so you liked it, huh?
I thought it was supposed to be during the witching hour?
Don’t shake your booty at your sister!
Son1: That’s bullship!
Son2: You said shit!
Me: No, he said ship.
Son1: Yeah, I said bullship not bullshit.
Son2: Now you said shit again.
**Wife: Cut that shit out! **
I was once told “stop looking at your brother!”.
I didn’t.