“DO NOT PUT THE GRAPES IN THE DOG’S ANUS!” – racinchikki
Anyone else?
“DO NOT PUT THE GRAPES IN THE DOG’S ANUS!” – racinchikki
Anyone else?
Okay, where the hell did THAT come from?
My friend tanookie has lots of these. Usually addressed to her daughter, who has a propensity for mischief.
“Do NOT color the cat.”
“Don’t climb the refrigerator!”
“Putting pennies in your nose is bad.”
and so forth…things you only hear when talking to a toddler.
Oh, wow. I seriously misread that second word when I first opened this thread…gave it a whole new meaning!
NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT YOUR VAGINA! I forget who said it, but it was awful funny, and now I am always prepared, and I never leave home without my vagina
Adventures in babysitting.