Presenting: Coldfire! The only poster who doesn’t even need to insult anyone here to be put in the Elitist Camp straightaway!
Don’t tell me I’m too dumb to be an elitist, Krispy. I’d hate that.
OK, OK, I confess! I rely on coffee grounds to make my recommendations.
See, what I do is I have someone grind the coffee up really fine. Then I add hot water and consume the mixture each morning. Prior to my ritual consumption, I am useless as an analyst.
::cries::
It’s a compliment you silly git. I like wierd ass arguments.
That’s where it’s at, strange senses of delivery.
Personally I think even the race threads could be amusing if read in a high-pitched John-Cleese-as-a-woman voice.
(Still waiting for Manhattan to address the tea-leaves and coffee grounds as analysis issue. Selfish bastard.)
Actually Coldie I don’t see you as an elitist. And it has nothing to do with my assessment of your intelligence level.
Sorry. Thanks for showing up though.
Aha!
Hmm, you don’t poke them at all? I poke them. Before and after. We call this the Turkish method of analysis here. Or sometimes, for those feeling nationalistic, the Arab method. No, matter, I need at least six or seven rounds, sometimes supplemented with tea leaf chemistry.
Well, at least I got confirmation of my deepest suspicions from this otherwise silly thread.
Yeah…a thread YOU started.
Well, this is really Material Inside Information[sup]TM[/sup], but what the hell.
During earnings season, I sometimes add Tums and/or Pepcid AC to the grounds after consumption for maximum effectiveness.
…it’s because you aren’t one of them and you know that you could never be one.
Only a moron would criticize someone for being smart.
After all this time, Contestant # 3 STILL sucks.
He’s trying to act more civil and reasonable than he generally prefers to, but one note more than no notes is still one-note.
Like I always say: once a Art-Bell-worshippin’, passive - aggressive, lyin’ pothead troll, always a Art-Bell-worshippin’, passive - aggressive, lyin’ pothead troll.
Screw ya RTA. I don’t lie and I don’t smoke pot.
So you DO worship Art Bell?
No I don’t. I lost interest in Bell a long time ago. Don’t listen to anything RTA says about me. I made him look foolish in GD about 2 years ago and he just can’t get over it. Spews his particular brand of hate whenever he gets the chance.
He’s a hypocrite about the pot thing too. Calls me a pothead…which is false (I don’t smoke it), but he loves the stuff himself as evidenced by his post in this thread:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=60801
Not that there’s anything wrong with smoking it, but he’s a freaking hypocrite…
In a long-ago a thread about dope smoking, Contestant #3, you once discussed how you and your wife consumed, IIRC, a quarter ounce of pot every week or so. That makes you not only a pothead but, with your denial, a liar! QED.
(I know it’ll be mostly my word against yours, but I’m guessing your credibility is somewhat south of mine around here, and for good reason.)
Perhaps someone else remembers the laundry list of shit you used to pull like clockwork. I wish I could toss out a few thread links but I am sure they are all long gone - and you’re not worth the effort anyway.
Have fun with this thread; I know you eat attention up with a big wooden spoon.
Hey RTA. I used to smoke some weed. Quit a long ways back. Wife still smokes it though…says she needs it to deal with the physical and emotional effects of her cancer. Yep, my wife is a pothead.
Funny that recently you are on record as hoping it gets legalized soon hypocrite.
Oh and BTW, a quarter of an ounce a week between two people is about 1 joint a day shared.
LOL
Don’t wear out that search button Contestant #3. (Though I would love to be reminded when you ever won an argument anywhere on this board.)
Look no father than this page. I argue that you’re a hypocrite and…I win!
How do you win an arguement with a person who disdains intelligence?
Oh, oh, I used the word “disdain”.
Big,
I’m in favor of intelligence. I’m not in favor of intelligent people thinking that their intelligence makes them better than the next guy. Seems like you would have picked up on that.
Biggirl,
Can’t have a debate with someone without the tools.
I believe that we should end this thread rather than feed the attention hungry self-esteem lacking “elite” hating and evidently intellectually challenged twerp any more.
Mods can we lock this thing?
Good thinking. He loves this sort of thing, you know.
Closed per request of the OP.