Well, I don’t know any political jokes, so I’ll just have to tell a dirty one…
A woman is buying groceries and eyeing the cute bag boy while he loads her cart. She decides she’s in the mood for a little fun so as he’s wheeling her cart out of the store she leans over and whispers “I’ve got an itchy pussy!” He pauses, looks around and heads toward the parking lot. She figures he didn’t hear her so she says a little louder: “Hey, I’ve got an itchy pussy!” He glances around again and keeps walking. The woman is pissed off now and says “What’s the matter with you? I told you I have an itchy pussy!” The bag boy blurts: “Lady, you’re gonna have to point it out, those imports all look the same to me!”
“That’s impossible! Cartman doesn’t know a rainforest from a Pop-Tart!”
“Yes I do! Pop-Tarts are frosted!”