Don't you hate it when...

No square pegs?

It’s like a round of drinks. It depends on how many people are present. So in this case yeah, 18.

Personally, I like a little slime now and then. I keep a towel handy just for those occasions; one must always think ahead.

Strange. You didn’t seem to mind being in the wet spot earlier.

Fail.

If that was an actual attempt at “stealth” bragging, I’d hate to see what your normal bragging is like.

In terms of ruining the afterglow, farts are up there.

[To OP]

My heart just bleeds.

I’ve had some of that stuff happen.

No. I quite enjoy other people getting slimed. I still miss Double Dare and was delighted when Ellen recently slimed those two little british girls.

Well, everyone has hobbies. Glad you’re proactive with your towel.

That was no wet spot. :eek:

Thanks everyone for the laughs. I was having a really bad day at work so I decided to post something silly and naughty (on company time!) just to watch a few sparks fly and wits fly and get a few of the prudish types tsking. Dopers are the greatest!

And the sex? It really did happen! Don’t you dare ask for details because frankly my sex life is none of your business!