you have just had a round of the most incredibly awesome sex you have ever had in your life with your hot, hot Peruvian girlfriend, the hottest most incredible let’s try everything lover ever, and the two of you, spent at last, fall down exhausted to bask in the afterglow, and she takes the only dry spot left on the bed? I think that’s more than a little bit selfish, and I am seriously considering lodging a formal protest. Or maybe an official complaint. And don’t try to tell me this has never happened to you.
She wasn’t Peruvian.
Mods, please move this to the Pit so I can use the “T” word.
I have never had sex with any gf let alone a Peruvian one.
However there was Ernest.
In a word, no. With “let’s try everything lovers” I would happily swim in an ocean of wet stuff. You, sir, are a spoiled brat!
Are you that guy that was selling real Peruvian hair a while back? Does your GF know why you talked her into going bald?
Well now, you lucky guy you. Yeah, he sounds pretty spoiled to me too. Ay caramba, for that kind of behavior, maybe you should have giving her a good spanking…geesh.
About “let’s try everything lovers”…you know what they say, “En la variedad está el gusto.” ¿No?
That bit of stealth bragging wasn’t very stealthy, now was it?
Anyway, how do you know that the bit of the bed she took is any drier than the rest?
You are right, I do find your hot, hot Peruvian girlfriend to be a bed hog, that’s why I usually kick her out and send her back to you after we have sex.
Don’t you hate it when…you don’t see a grammatical mistake until it’s too late…UGH!
Given…not giving.
Well, it was my first attempt at a stealth brag. And I SAW the one dry spot just before she flopped down on it.
Thanks for getting her warmed up, Stui. Sometimes it takes a village…
But it took so very little talking…
This, kids, is why the gods invented; extra thick blankets, towels, and shower curtains . . . all to be kicked off the bed into a steaming pile. Leaving the actual bed and bedding nice and dry!
CMC fnord!
CMC must have been a Boy Scout, thinking ahead and always prepared.
For a night of hot sex, I’m more than happy to sleep on a towel.
BTW, it just occurred to me that the same kit could be used to dispose of a body… Remember your safewords, kids!
She wasn’t a girl.
Don’t you hate it when people purposely leave the titles of their sneak bragging exhibitionist Dear Penthouse letters threads deliberately vague so people click to only feel like they’ve been slimed though their screen?
If you’re not chivalrous she needs to find someone that is. Man up.
… and then there are no dry spots anywhere in the house.
I have to ask, whats a “round” of sex? Eighteen holes?