(ssshhhh… be vewy vewy quiet. This is a trap for my dear significant other, who has been LURKING on this board and SPYING on me. C’mon, dopers, help me keep this thread up on top because if there’s one thing he can’t resist, it’s DONUTS.)
FRESH DONUTS! FREE FOR THE TAKING! CHOCOLATE FROSTED CHOCOLATE CAKE DONUTS! FRENCH DONUTS DRIPPING WITH GLAZE! RAISED DONUTS! APPLE CINNAMON STILL WARM!
DONUTS!!! YUMMMMMMMM! FREE DONUTS!
(Can you believe it? He signs on to the board, won’t tell me his handle, and spies on me. All casual like, he says “So what’s all this about that dream about the Doper the other night?” HA! We’ll catch him. Who wants to hold the string to pull the box down over him when he comes looking for those free donuts?)
My husband does this too! He signed up, but he forgot his user name :rolleyes: so he never posts. He doesn’t lurk often but he’s got this weird obsession with ChiefScott. Maybe he thinks I’m Falcon or something, but he is always bringing up Chieffy. Not in a bad way, but it’s still very, very perturbing.
If others want to help me catch him, he also likes beer, nekkid wimmin, and motorcycles. I figure if we start enough threads on these kinds of subjects, he’ll come around eventually…
What do you mean you’re not all that, Falcon? You and Hubby are probably the two best things to come out of Memphis…heck, you’re probably the only good things to come out of Memphis. Now, be quiet and pass me one of them thar donuts. Hubby probably has a crush on Chieffy himself…that Village People video gave him some interesting ideas about the Navy.
Athena and Falcon, how bout if the three of us get naked and drink some beer on a motorcycle together. Not only will it be sure to drag him in, it just might get my man to shut up with the “Why can’t you be a bi-sexual like all the other wives?” If that doesn’t work, nothing will…(plus this way we can eat all of the donuts ourselves)
Hey, is this our lucky day or what? I just got back from shopping and I happened to load up on these body oils from Sweden! (Half Off, Baby!) Anybody want a rub down? Let’s see, I’ve got lavender and sandalwood…
(Falcon, you’re from Anapolis. Thank God, I was feeling really sorry for you, thinking you were from that hellhole)
Athena, the same thing happened to me. lilah mentioned that she had registered. Look through the profiles for the right date of registration (or approximate date) by varying the profile number and then look for any pertinent information which may give away the identity. I had to perform a few searches on her posts to pin her down, as it were, but it was an easy task. Go get 'em killer.
How my heart yearns for you. Should I be presented with a pile of motorcycles, a pile of doughnuts and a pile of tatertots, I would surely peruse the latter firstly.
Athena says, “I think I’ve got some dry skin, right down here, on my inner thigh.” How I wish my tt would say things of this ilk and request my special “moisturizing cream.”
Alas, I fear her Romeo doth serendipitously suspects my heretofore unposted longings.
Shall we, my sweet, abandon what we have not? We shall never “know” each other in the biblical sense, yet would we ever know whether he knew we “knowed?”
We shall never know now, no?
Adieu for ever and never, my little crunchy brown on the outside yet moist and mushy on the inside tot!
Damn, is it just me, or is it gettin hot in here? Oh well, I wanna help catch the guy. Unfortunately I don’t have either a motorcycle or donuts, and my beer supply is running low. Also, I’m not a chick, so I don’t think that my being naked would help things.
So, could I lurk in the shadows and hit the guy with a club when he comes running? Then Falcon can pull the string, and it’ll be all over. And in the meantime, I’ll just hang out, eat donuts, and mooch your beer. I know, it’ll be a big sacrifice on my part, but I’ll do it, just to help the team!
