No problem dan, want some coffee with that? You can come over to my house wink wink LOL
So… should I take this as encouragement? 
::looks around nervously:: Why not?
I’m a newly-single white female, will be 20 in November. I’m a sophomore majoring in psychology (and considering a sociology minor) at the University of Illinois. I’m 5’1", blonde, blue-eyed, and bisexual.
I collect My Little Ponies, Hello Kitty, and other such frivolous cute things. I’m shy and fiercely devoted. I can’t cook, but I can clean like nobody’s business, I like doing laundry, and I can knit. I enjoy bad entertainment and complaining about things. I’m not very into the bar and party scene; I prefer drinking balck russians and watching mst3k movies with smaller, intimate groups of friends, especially if there is cookie dough involved.
I’m not too picky about looks, but if you’re male, you must be over 6’ tall. If you’re either gender and wear baseball caps, I will never date you.
Recent pictures can be found here, here, and here. Journal can be found here, but is friends-only.
I love coffee! Coffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffecoffee!
Well Dan if you was ever ever ever on one of your instant messengers I would have already offered you some 
Whaddya, nuts? I’ve been on mine for…2 days, 1 hour, and 33 minutes!
Which one? yes I admit it, I already tried to send you an instant message LOL
I’m on AIM. I’m always on AIM, except when I’m not. I’m on a DSL line, so I’m usually connected anyway. The SN is SirHappy70.
You can take it any way you want, darlin’
Hi! I should be getting ready for bed, but the Giants aren’t done destroying the Rockies, so I’ll post instead.
I’m a SJF (Reform), 24 years old (for another couple weeks) 5’5" and weigh 135 lbs. I’m always talking about how I’d like to lose 10 lbs., but to be perfectly honest, it’ll probably never happen because I have a horrible sweet tooth. I have badly nearsighted blue eyes and dark blond hair. I just moved to Chicago and I loooove it. I’m originally from Northern California, am politically left-wing, and work in the mortgage industry, which is not my dream career, but it’s okay for the moment. I’m obsessed the San Francisco Giants and if you don’t like baseball, I don’t want to hear about it. My favorite movies are The Godfather and Fight Club and I can quote entire episodes of Buffy from memory. I’m a non-whiny vegetarian. My favorite animal is the coelacanth (fireflies run a close second), I have six holes in my ears but I don’t own any earrings, and nothing could make me happier than a trilobite fossil (manny r0xx0rs!). Oooh, except maybe guacamole. Mmm…guacamole. Anyway. I’m a crazed bibliophile and I am not allowed to buy any more books til I read all of the ones I’ve already acquired. We’ll see how well that goes. I have a degree in anthropology. Despite my occasionally strange and inconsistant behavior, I’m technically mentally stable. You can follow my fairly mundane existance at http://www.livejournal.com/users/postmoderngirl/.
Hah. I have multiple trilobite fossils, I believe. Just email me sometime.
hmmmm. i’m 24 and a college student. I really feel no desire to interact with other people, which hampers my dating abilities drastically. I prefer the company of people who understand that just existing around them physically and being able to relate to them/trust them is more important than forcing social conversation on another person.
Hm. Frank sounds pretty cool, but I’m not sure I can fight my way through the throng of admirers.
Oooh, he called me “darlin’”! Heh, pardon the school-girlish giggle I just let out. Been a while since anyone even vaguely flirted with me, let alone a cute “older man” with musical talent and sarcastic wit. I think I’ll keep an eye out for you on AIM, Frank, if you don’t mind. 
Now when do I get my Ginzu slicer?
I wouldn’t worry Cosmopolitan, there’s plenty of me to go around. I’m a big ball of fun-n-love.
AntaresJB, I’m not on AIM all that often so the easiest way to keep up is through e-mail or my Live Journal. And you have to call to get your Ginzu. 
To see me live and in-person you should plan on attending the Labor Day DopeFest in Philly. Tickets are still available, operators are standing by. Call 1-800-DOPE-DAY to place your reservations.
Just posting to show that I am still monitoring this thread since it has my name on it. If I see any hanky panky, well, keep up the good work.
A date idea for anybody who wants to date Kyla: Lizzadro Museum of Lapidary Arts. Neat exhibits, a cute gift shop with trilobite earrings to fill her spare holes, and field trips to world famous Mazon Creek, where you can find fossil invertebrates in iron nodules and live ones in your hair. (Try to go AFTER tick season or you could do some mutual grooming–it turns apes on, maybe it’ll work for you!)
What the hey.
SWM. 5’8", 165. Eyes: Green. Hair: Dark. NYC. Age:28. Apparent age: 19. Insanely famous in the fringe sport that I play, totally unknown outside it.
I like frisbee, I’ve been known to go to the beach, I use words that are too big on general principle, and I do my best to never end a sentence with a preposition. I’m up at 5 every morning. I obsessively lift heavy things even though I will never gain another pound in my life. I have a PhD in sarcastic humor with a concentration in bitterness.
If I had to pick, I’d pick a woman who was in good shape and didn’t mind getting sweaty (take that however you want). Not really hung up on height.
I’m pretty sure I could scare up a recent picture if asked.
Well, ok. I’m 34, not married nor divorced, no offspring. I am intimidated by describing myself because it seems like such an invitation for rejection. Did anyone else feel that way? I mean, I like me, but…
All the euphemisms for “weighs more than societally-accepted norm” are excellent, choose your favorite to describe me. But like someone else said, I’m working on this. It’s hard to love exercise, but harder to die young from fat, I guess. More specs–
Specs: check. Blue eyes behind 'em: check. More earring holes than earrings: check. One of those thingies through tongue: check. Discreet meaningful tattoo: check. Bland brownish curly hair: check.
I have cats, who I LOVE, I have too many books, that I also LOVE. I am an e-mail junkie, a recently-converted homestarrunner fan. My favorite band is The Old 97’s. I’ve had lots of different jobs and experiences that have made me the socially liberal yet fiscally conservative woman I am. I work in a college town, speak Spanish, am loyal, funny and tenderhearted. I think I have good taste, but doesn’t everyone think that of themselves? My friends and co-workers like me, my family members are all speaking to me. I do not smoke, and drink beer or wine very occasionally.
My faults: messy car, spendthrifty, tendency to not finish projects, inability to function under the influence of spirits. I know there are more, but I’m not putting them out there for everyone to see.
Happy Scrappy Hero Pup
Your name makes me smile.
I should stop, though. I already have Lockz and Muffin to flirt with.