I can verify this, ladies, having had the pleasure of meeting elmwood in person. He is cute, and quite nice.
Eh, what the hell. I never run into people anywhere near Boston in these threads, but I’ll give it a whirl anyways
Single, white, 21 year old female looking for friends, friends with benefits, or a relationship. Currently lusting after my boss, who is unobtainable, because he’s my boss. Looking for his replacement. I’m 5’8, red hair, brown eyes, and a little bigger than I’d like, but shrinking rapidly due to my latest gym obsession. I work as a fast food manager. Lots of long hours with little respect. I like movies, going out for drinks, sex, and long conversations. I live in Boston, and am looking for someone local to hang out with. I share an apartment with my 19 year old sister, and I’d like to have people to go out with besides her, even though I love her dearly. And if you know the Boston area and could show me around, that’d be even cooler. I’ve lived here almost 4 years, and still know very little of the city. I’m always open to trying new things, and going new places.
My email is in my profile…
I’ll follow suit, as the lawyer ahead of me once said-
Divorced WM, straight, 46, 5/9 210#, brown eyes, brown shoulder length hair, margin of gray increasing. One daughter, who lives with her Mom.
I’m an independent business owner (contracting), and also teach adult evening education, do occasional consulting work, and generally mess with most things that are legal and produce income.
Favorite critters are parrots and kitties, but I also like really cool dogs-those that have been taught by cats how to be cool.
Music and reading are my primary passions, as well as TOO much time on SDMB. Public service is another long term involvement, as I’ve been a volunteer firefighter for 30 years, former paramedic, also fluent in hazardous material response.
I’d like to meet a H/W proportionate female, preferably under 35 for exploration of mutual goals and expectations.
If you’d like a challenging game of Trivial Pursuit, Scrabble, or chess, call me.
If you’d like it built, demolished, extinguished, delivered, bandaged, splinted, contained, remediated, picked, decoded, cooked, baked, or kissed-call me. 
Well, hell, danceswithcats, if you wanted to meet someone your own age I’d call you. I have parrots AND a cat and have been around the building trades for years.
Eh, worth a shot. Roughly.
I’m a SWM, 18 years old, living in Houston, TX (though within next year and half liable to change to Arizona and then South Korea). Atheist. Social cigarette smoker. I’m 5’10", about 160 lbs, dark brown hair and hazel eyes. I enjoy reading, music (mainly indie rock, but also industrial, rap, trip-hop, classic rock, etc.), writing, arguing, going to concerts, etc.
Seeking friend, friend with benefits, relationship, whatever. Worth a shot, I guess. Heh.
::whistles at Teegus and Jimmy Quasar:: Damn, all the cool boys are so far away… ::sigh::
And since I managed to go overlooked in my first post to the thread (first page! Right there! Dammit!) I’ll just add a link to some pictures of me in hopes that since my witty self-description didn’t seem to drag in the menfolk, maybe my beyooteefull eyes and enormous rack will.
And the email link and AIM SN are in the profile, people… ::whistles innocently::
AntaresJB, I’d just like to point out that I referred to you as “stunning” in this thread. You know, just for the record ‘n’ stuff. 
Makes me wish I’d moved to Pennsylvania instead of Florida, it does. Well, I’m still glad I never have to see snow again for the rest of my life, but…
If anyone’s curious, I took a picture of myself and stuck it here. I’ll probably use this pic in my Yahoo Personals ad when I finally get around to creating one.
Is it time for me to renew my passport?
If you happen against all odds to be a few kilometers in from the north-west end of Isle Royale, MI, tomorrow (Sunday) at about 10 a.m., have a look north for a small group of people waving at you from the mainland.
You don’t even have to do that! I can personally arrange it so you can use lesser identification, such as a birth certificate (IIRC)! We want to make things easier for you!
Ok Count me in
SWM 29, large cuddly type (over weight by alot but healthy), Addicted to Straight Dope, karaoke, and Billy Joel music. Enjoys going on road trips, sings off key and is a kind caring guy. Still lives at home because I can’t afford to move out based on what I make working part time for the State of New Jersey, trying to get back into the IT field at the same time.
I’m looking for a female to be friends w/ benefits, snuggle-bunny, companion, significant other, co-conspirator, you name it. I justge people by why they are not what they look like or have. E-mail is in my profile
[Here](http://www.freewebs.com/daoloth/Picture 3.jpg) is a picture of me, just taken. Hope it works. Nothing significant, though.
Gah, looks like you might have to copy the link and open it in a new window yourself. Stupid Freewebz. Oh, and don’t open it in an AOL browser. It makes it obscenly blurry, so stick to IE.
Let me be the first to say, Daoloth, that you are adorable. Even if y’are from Texas.
OK I’ll bite
SIngle Black Female from Illinois
Short fat nerd, now before anyone jumps in and says have better self esteem, its the truth, and Miss Cleo never lies
I read all the time, I rarely watch tv unless adult swim is on
I LOVE ADULT SWIM, I love cartoons and would watch Fairly Odd Parents religiously if I could
I was raised as Jehovahs Witness, I am not one myself, but I don’t celebrate Holidays still. I do not like being converted from a religion I am not into, so plase don’t try, but hey somewhere in recent years I learned a christmas carol!
I am a walking useless knowlege repository, I will bore you for hours about things like the mating rituals of the hookalooka tribe.
I babble when I get nervous.
I am highly faithful and will break up with someone before I cheat.
I would rather stay home than go out, my idea of fun is to play video games or rent a dvd and get a bucket of KFC. I like to bake and have a tendency to feed people even if they aren;t hungry.
Theres me in all my Glory:D
Ok well all my Glory appears to be having technical issues so there is
http://profiles.yahoo.com/tipperizzy
where you can see me in half my glory
I don’t think anyone who has linked pictures in here could be considered even remotely ugly. You’re all attractive to one degree or another. 
So, Deadly Nightlight, how you doin’? 
I dunno sunpace How YOU doin;)
Sorry Sunspace but alas I am too young for you at 23, oh to be older! but I think you are pretty darn cute:D
did i say that? ducks and runs like a school girl