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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Half-heartily tucks t-shirt into blue jean shorts, eyes a barstool near an ashtray and slumps down

27 year old man here. I drink Jack Daniels and Budweiser* by the gallon. Philip Morris USA sends me a letter each month thanking me for my business. I was going to be smart** but sort of did an Icarus thing in college. Nowadays I do the kind of coding that monkeys hitting keyboards randomly would get around to by lunch. I’ll be fired within the month when they realize all I do is read and post on this message board.

I’m madly addicted to NASCAR and dirt track racing. My idea of a good Friday night is to go down to The Pub (it’s the place your mother warned you about) and get incredibly drunk and sing George Jones and Hank Williams (I, II, and III) songs on the karoke machines until you’re too drunk to read the screen. This is followed by a good old fashioned bar fight that gets you kicked out of The Pub for the night.

My house is decorated with beer cans and liquor bottles but there is a path in the clothes to get to the bathroom and :wink: bedroom. Oh yeah, and the sheets on the bed have not been changed in about a year and you’ll have to sleep on the “high” side of the bed. You see, I sleep in the dent and like it that way. Ezell the cat lives there too so there is a healthy coat of cat hair on everything.

I think my hair is starting to fall out but I’m not sure. I used to be a pretty good athlete but I’ve gained about 30 lbs and could give a shit. My back hair is getting thicker too.

If any pretty ladies would like to contact me, my email address is in my profile. :kisses:

*“I” before “E” except in Budweiser

** The first 15 years of my life are chronicled in Surely you’re joking, Mr Feynman. I’m not sure what happened after that.

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Single white male, here,
Six-foot-one, one-ninety-five,
brown hair, hazel eyes.

Enjoys long walks in
fireplace, and sitting in front
of a roaring beach.

I have a picture
online, somewhere, just me and
the Easter Bunny.

Music and authors;
my taste is offbeat, some things
are worth the effort.

Not a big sports fan,
but would watch Boston go nuts
if Sox win series.

Rarely poetic,
but couldn’t resist writing
profile in haiku.

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GWM, 35, 6’1" 220-ish, seeks…um…someone who’ll return phone calls.

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I did get something today from Candi, a cheerleader who seems to want me to help her with exploring her sexuality. I’m assuming she saw the part about the Brunswick certification. That imparts a certain moral authority, you know.

Other than that, nibbles, but no bites.

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I’m assuming people aren’t posting in this thread so much now because they found their Other One, have gone to meet them, and are blissfully screwing like rabid rabbits as we speak.

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I’m just kinda hanging around hoping someone within the tri-state area will check in :slight_smile:

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Here’s mine:

SWM, 19, 6’3"-ish, 195ish lbs, ATM shoulder length platinum hair (brown roots though :(), bespectacled deep blue eyes, social drinker when I have the money but more often not, non-smoker.

Likes: Computer games, cruising, occasional raving, movies, surfing the net, all sorts of music, snowboarding, cooking, Iron Chef, cartoons

Dislikes: most rap music, prejudices, stupid drivers, annoying little dogs

Hobbies: Working out, designing webpages, reading the SDMB

Info: I am a Gemini through and through. I like completely opposite things and am always searching for new and exciting stuff to do. I’m into Asian culture right now; sushi, martial arts (when i can afford to join anyways), and asian women (ROWR!) I am usually a liad back easy going guy unless my attention has been captured by something I’m interested in (Ooooooh… Shiny!). I just moved to Edmonton, Alberta, and haven’t really gotten into the singles scene yet. I like doing just about everything, including nothing.

I’m looking for a similarly easy going female with a good sense of humor to match mine.

For those interested, my email and ICQ# are below, as well as my email doubling as my MSN login. :o

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22 year old female, 5’8, long black hair, brown eyes. My mother is from Thailand and my father is an American.

My body type is curvy. I wiegh around 150 pounds. I have a really silly, cheeky sense of humour, love to flirt, love to go out and meet new people.

I love dancing, music (mostly r&b and hip hop, but I will give anything a go… musically :wink: ) The Simpsons (which I qoute constantly) and reading the SDMB. I love animals (I have a little dog named Gizmo who follows me around constantly… he’s my baby.) and feel strongly about animal cruelty. I love to read and take bubble baths.

I’m very easy going. I love to sit and have long meaningful chats with cool people. I LOVE to talk about sex. The two greatest pleasures in life are food and sex, so they make for a great conversation!

My email is in my profile, so fel free to use it!

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Yes. Yes, I am.

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Hmm…the prospect of actually meeting another human to interact with is definitely appealing. I’ve been subjecting myself to online personals as well, but to no avail. There are too few women here in the desert looking to acquire a geek of their very own. :frowning:

Oh well, here is a little basic info about me for anyone who thinks they might be interested in talking sometime. Location is really not an issue since, at this point, it would just be nice to meet some new people.

I’m a 22 year old, single, mostly white, male. I’m your typical slightly anti-social geek type. I enjoy reading almost anything I can get my hands on, writing overly critical philosophical essays that no one ever actually gets to read, and of course when all else fails I tinker with my trusty home-built computer. I’ve earned my Fish Geek merit badge as well, so when I’m not elbow-deep in a computer case I can probably be found shoulder-deep in one aquarium or another. I’ve been told that I have a rather infectious sense of humor and that I tend to grow on people. (That’s probably due to the fact my grandfather was a bacterium, but we try not to talk about him) :wink: I enjoy the old cliché of dinner and a movie as well as staying in. I’d like to think I’m a pretty open-minded gent whose always ready to try something new. Sometimes that fantasy actually gets played out in real life too! Anyway, yeah, this is starting to sound way too much like a personal ad. Hopefully I’ll get some replies despite that quasi-desperate tone. My e-mail address and several instant message handles can be found in my profile should anyone care to talk. Also, for those of you who are the adventurous type: here are some of my pictures w/ audio.

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So the whole thing about contacting our local lel retailer was bogus? A bait and switch?

I’m calling the FTC.
Right after I finish drinking bourbon and sobbing uncontrollably.

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No, your local lel retailer is going out of business – can’t make it in this biz without any sales, you know.

Call the FTC all you want, your local lel retailer is now liquidating its assets!

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Eh, what the hell.
Single, white, hetero female. I’m 21(for about two more months). Location is to the left. :slight_smile: I can be shy, but I open up once I get to know someone. I spend a lot of time online(probably too much). The SDMB is about the only site I read anymore. I like going out to bars, clubs, movies, restaurants, wherever. I also like staying in, watching TV, movies, hanging around, whatever. I’m pretty laid back most of the time.

I’m very open-minded. I’m not religious in a traditional sense, but I do have my own religious beliefs. I tend to have strong opinions on most issues. I can be stubborn and it’s hard for me to admit when I’m wrong(because I hardly ever am :wink: ).

I like most animals, cats especially. I love Star Wars, and Lord of the Rings, and the Harry Potter books. And the Simpsons. I also adore musicals(live and movie). I like almost any kind of music, except country. (I like some country songs, but as a genre, no).

I’m just looking to make friends, meet new people etc., and see what comes of it. My email and AIM handle are in my profile. :slight_smile:

Here’s a link to a pic- it’s kind of a scary close up, and my hair is reddish brown now, but otherwise that is me.

Pic

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Meh,

Single white male. 26. In Edmonton at the mo’, but moving to Toronto in September. About 5 foot 10. Dirty blonde (greying, with streaks like Hal Jordan) hair. Struggling with a bit of a gut - but just a bit of one. Nice butt (or so they tell me, I honestly have no opinion, I can’t see it properly). Recently scored an 8.5/10 in an office sexiness poll, participated in by exactly 2 of my office mates, narrowly beating out our network administrator.

Taking a master’s degree (anthropology) at the U of T. Currently have a job as a researcher/writer at a place that does websites about local history. Really. Also write for the local a and e rag for peanuts. Am not generally known as boring, despite my career path.

Love beer, currently cutting down due to perpetually meagre bank account, and age. Recovering undergrad party-kid, former awkward dork-tard from high school. No car, am committed to my bicycle. Used to play D and D. Can laugh about it now.

Hate pot, pot culture, but am still pro-legalization. Currently listening to dj envy, but like a lots of different tunes. Love chips. Hate t.v. Love restaurants. Hate my StraightDope name (I was in a rush, and can’t be bothered to change it now).

Also, am quite sleepy, time for bed…

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Male, 22, Minnesota. Mostly straight but curious. Scrawny pale computer geek. Remarkably, deeply stupid but I hide it well. I basically don’t like being around most people, unless I’ve known them for quite some time or unless they are giving me food. Frighteningly inarticulate unless I’ve been drinking more than I should be, which is hardly ever. Very boring.

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Because honesty is the best birth control…

Single white male, 31, 5’10", 140 lbs. I work late (1:30 a.m.) five nights a week, so I really have no time for another person in my life. I drink heavily, smoke a lot, and sleep around. I had a wonderful dog until recently, hate cats, and have very little tolerance for stupid, shallow, or ignorant people.

I have a master’s degree in literature, for some reason. I am also a film nut; I’d rather watch a Nell Shipman silent than Daredevil. People who don’t read bore me quickly.

I love baseball until August, when football starts; I’m a psychotic Atlanta Falcons fan. Romeo and Juliet makes me sob (not the Baz Luhrmann movie). I love the Pixies, J. P. Donleavy, Cal Tjader, James Joyce, Elmore Leonard, Minor Threat, Beethoven, NASCAR (Dale Jarrett in particular), and Barbra Streisand’s 1977 opera album, Classical Barbra.

Every woman’s dream, I am…

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Um. Well, to be prefectly honest, I haven’t seen The Godfather in… geez, ten or fifteen years, and I never did get around to watching the second and third. Might be as good a reason as any to invest in a DVD player…

I did see Heat though, and loved every minute of it. I suspect I’ll enjoy the new League of Extraordinary Gentlemen more then the average action-flick afficionado, as I’m pretty familiar with the classic stories the characters are based on.

Then again, it’s getting run through the mud in the reviews…

Even if that were my ultimate goal, flying to or from Alaska to some of the other noted locations, might be just a bit of a stretch even for some truly excellent hot & sweaty snugglebunnies. (Ancient pop culture reference. :smiley: )

I type well though. My various E-mails are there to be found with a moment’s investigation.

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Male, 20, Rwandese (look it up on the map next to Congo)…never travelled out of Africa, currently living in Rwanda one of the poorest places on earth but my home nonetheless and i love it here . Just finished high school and trying to get into England for university. I write for a bi-weekly English newspaper as i anxiously await my cambridge results. Ive also written a couple of stories that i hope will one day get published.
In short, if you are looking for a young, virile, untamed African, im your guy, especially since you wont find too many of them on this board…

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Snugglebunnies? From Bloom County? :slight_smile:

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Can I post for my mom?

She is looking for a gentleman to become part of her life. From the ones I’ve met, the SDMB is chokka with intelligent fellas who could keep her on her toes.

What say y’all?