Doper exchanges you would prefer to not participate in

[MsRobyn]

Doper credit-card bill exchange.

For Doper parents, the Doper Baby Diaper Exchange.

Robin

[bobkitty]

@FairyChatMom

I believe there was once an underwear exchange, although I seem to recall there were only 3 or 4 participants, and they bought each other new unders. I also seem to recall the reluctance in part was having to reveal underwear sizes. Or I could be completely wrong and imagining things…

There was, and we did. I still have mine. Don’t know what thinksnow did with the heffalump boxers I picked out for him, though…

You’re not completely wrong or imagining things.

[ioioio]

• The Doper bowling ball exchange.
• The Doper anvil exchange.
• The Doper large farm animal exchange.
• The Doper small annoying child exchange.
• The Doper Bad Dog exchange.
• The Doper Unlabelled Household Chemical Exchange.
• The Doper Used Motor Oil Exchange.

[Beware_of_Doug]

The Doper/doper lifestyle power exchange.

[FairyChatMom]

@bobkitty

You’re not completely wrong or imagining things.

At least not with regards to underwear…

I have another - Dope Belly-Button Lint Exchange.

[purple_haze]

The Doper icer cream exchange - just pop it in the mail…

[rayh]

How about we exchange Liberal for Scott Plaid?

[Scott_Plaid]

@rayh

How about we exchange Liberal for Scott Plaid?

Whatever happened to originality? Besides, this is about exchanges you would rather not happen, not ones that you dearly wish for.

[swampbear]

The Doper Stuff In The Septic Tank Swap

The Doper Inter Office Memo Swap (though that might be fun)

The Doper Finger Nail and Toe Nail Clippings Exchange

The Doper Let’s Swap Chewing Gum Swap (with certain dopers that might be fun)

The Doper Puke Swap

The Doper Glurge Swap

The Doper Junk Snail Mail Swap (again that might be fun)

[rayh]

@Scott Plaid

Whatever happened to originality? Besides, this is about exchanges you would rather not happen, not ones that you dearly wish for.

Bugger I missed that. How about we exchange me for someone with a clue?

[Regallag_The_Axe]

Well, there’s the ** Doper crude projectile exange**, the Doper Crackpot Theory Exange, and of course the Doper Box of Angry Hornets Exchange.

[ioioio]

@Regallag_The_Axe

Well, there’s the ** Doper crude projectile exange**, the Doper Crackpot Theory Exange, and of course the Doper Box of Angry Hornets Exchange.

Better stay out of Great Debates then.

[Zebra]

The Doper Ice Cooler Exchange

I know I would get the Ice Cooler of Death

[Sampiro]

@CandidGamera

The Doper Stock Exchange.
and sell the Sampiro! He’s got nothing left after writing up all those stories.

Oh please. Those aren’t the beginnings of the tip of the iceberg. We haven’t gone into Papa Mustang, the years I spent managing an apartment complex for the severely mentally ill, the accidental New Orleans orgy, why Aunt Lucy got committed, my sister and my brother’s weddings (and how my mother reacted to each), the Yugo years, how Kitty & Carrie reacted to…

Well, I’m biased, but I’d hold on for a moment.

[CandidGamera]

@Sampiro

Oh please. Those aren’t the beginnings of the tip of the iceberg. We haven’t gone into Papa Mustang, the years I spent managing an apartment complex for the severely mentally ill, the accidental New Orleans orgy, why Aunt Lucy got committed, my sister and my brother’s weddings (and how my mother reacted to each), the Yugo years, how Kitty & Carrie reacted to…

Well, I’m biased, but I’d hold on for a moment.

Ssssh! I’m trying to corner the market here.

[js_africanus]

@swampbear

The Doper Inter Office Memo Swap (though that might be fun)

Heh, that could be fun, couldn’t it?

[bouv]

I can’t believe I’m the first to say this:

Doper used menstrual products exchange.