I’d like to see more ladies here too, but think all these sausage owners deserve some props for baring all.
And I, too, am pleased to see that this thread is being handled well.
Yeah, I know. Maybe later.
Seconded. You are not fat, you are voluptuous. More importantly, you got it goin’ on. 
**Kalypso **and janis’, you both provide perfect example of overweight women I find very beautiful, even though I don’t like my own body. Kalypso, that second picture is just so powerful - I want to stick you in a cave with incense and have you speak the Truths of this world and the next to my acolytes. janis’, you have the kind of intricate undulating bosom (and, I suspect, the rest of you is the same) which I bet is fascinating to watch as you move. I agree with Beware of Doug - you’re voluptuous, which not all fat women are.
malkavia, I just want to bite your neck, and I’m not really into the vampire thing. And Br’er Lapin? I want to bite your butt. (Sorry, was that crass? It’s not even a sexual thing, really, it’s just so round and nom nom nom looking.)
Kalypso, you are quite, quite lovely. Thank you, and thanks as well to everyone else who’s been brave enough to pose for this thread. And thanks to Doc Cathode for getting it started. I’ll put shots of myself up, if anyone wants to see an dopey old male Doper naked, once I have privacy and access to a digital camera.
Kalypso, with your hair and makeup and curves, you look like a classic pinup girl. Very nice!
malkavia, got any more pics?
Ok, here are a few pics of me and my wife (not nude, sorry!) in our pants.
http:/ /www.flickr.com/photos/30353935@N03/2845571005/
http:/ /www.flickr.com/photos/30353935@N03/2845570947/
http:/ /www.flickr.com/photos/30353935@N03/2846403600/
http:/ /www.flickr.com/photos/30353935@N03/2846403400/
http:/ /www.flickr.com/photos/30353935@N03/2845570401/
http:/ /www.flickr.com/photos/30353935@N03/2845570285/
http:/ /www.flickr.com/photos/30353935@N03/2846402146/
http:/ /www.flickr.com/photos/30353935@N03/2846402030/
http:/ /www.flickr.com/photos/30353935@N03/2843120216/
I think this thread is really cool, people should have the oppurtunity to not feel bad about how they look and all you curvy/chubby ladies definatley shouldn’t - you are all hot!
WhyNot, Agent Foxtrot, daerlyn, **eldowan **and The Weird One are my faaaavorite people. Nothing like a good morning stroke, mm. (ego, of course.)
PaulParkhead - No worries. I totally lost mine during a move. 
Uh-oh. I have a new Doper crush! :o WILLASS, those were wonderful pics. I really like the “transvesty” one - it reminds me of the Mark Antony as portrayed in the HBO series Rome, after he went all Cleopatraized.
Holy smokes. Your wife has EXACTLY the body I want. She’s gorgeous. You’re alright too. 
Oh. My. God.
WILLASS - I fell in love with you the moment I opened the torso pic and saw you smirking back at me. Your marriage is strong enough to accommodate a gay man too, isn’t it? I mean, the more the merrier, right? Please?
No, you’re quite happily, beautifully, male. Thanks for sharing. Sorry to hear you keep getting confused with 12 year olds and females. I like your photoshop work (whatever program you’re using to blend in with various works of art) … please continue.
Thank you very much Maui, it is ok if you use the idea of the vine but, I do ask that you do not copy it exactly. Hopefully within the next year the vine will grow. There are plans for it to go down the other leg and up the back. I would say at it’s present it is about 1/3rd done. Unfortunately, tattoos cost a lot of money. And thank you for the compliment on my body.
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Aww thanks! I think she is the most beautiful woman in the world (obviousley, I married her!) but she wasn’t always happy with her body (to be honest neither was I, I always have had a complex about being skinny although I have put on a bit more ‘bulk’) but she now loves it as she knows that what real men* like is a lovely curvy/chubby body! We even set up a facebook group as I think it’s important that woman know that this size zero bullshit is all media rubbish and that most men like a fuller figure.
*obviousley hyperbole as it’s definitely an 'each to his/her own but I do think most men do like a fuller figure.
Thanks! It’s quite a funny story behind those pictures…
My mother in law was a makeup artist (now a hairdresser) and has a BIG thing about men in drag (come to think of it so does my wife!), she is really into Rocky Horror (particularly Tim Curry) and one night we were at the pub and she was upset because she had an argument with her friend so me and my sisters ex-boyfriend cheered her up by letting her ‘drag’ us up. It was such a laugh and really cheered her up, it has kind of become a tradition now at a festival we go to each year for the boys to go in drag - naturally she always does my makeup! I’d post a pic (of me dressed as my wife on our wedding day, wearing her actual dress!) but it’s not really in the spirit of the OP.
Hey, if you bring over pudding I’m sure she won’t mind at all! She has a really sweet tooth and I only cook savoury food you see, so if you are a trained patissier/excellent pastry chef then you and me could make an excellent team! If you like shopping as much as she does, well, you might even replace me!
I think I’ve just found my soulmates… Prepares to relocate to Southampton so quickly all that can be seen is a trail of dust
Not fair! Not fair that you live on the right side of that stupid ocean! I make an awesome apple cobbler!
(take pics, okay? :D)
I was all disappointed until I clicked the link and realized that you meant British pants, not American pants. Yay! You and your wife are both very yummy.
“They’re the wrong pants, Grommet! And they’ve gone wrong!”
Doc,
If you had sent me, say, this one:
http ://www.flickr.com/photos/23569990@N08/2845579338/
during our original interactions, I’d have been crossing the bridge 20 minutes after receiving it.