I mean absolutely no disrespect to the lovely photo pbbth e-mailed me (after a brief series of PMs), but it is hard to improve upon that face, especially with the personality behind it.
Can it be done? Sure, but who cares? After a certain point, even drooling stops being flattering.
Tell you what, I’ll sell my flat in Southampton and we can all chip in and get a loft apartment in Shoreditch and we can spend our days living like Roman emporers just before the fall of the empire but without the incest and animal sex - how’s that sound? 
Well it would certainly be more convenient for me - would mean I wouldn’t have to jack my job in for a start. 
Hands off bitch, this is my man crush.
And I’m currently commuting to Reading - this idea is becoming more and more viable by the second!
Although I don’t have a sweet tooth I really like the sound of an apple cobbler so might have to come across the pond, it could be like a student exchange thing but ever so slightly weirder! 
Thanks!
I was wondering what to put as I know they mean different things but I couldn’t really think of a non-gender specific word for underwear - actually, what do Americans call underwear? Do you have a general name for male/female underwear or would you say ‘boxer shorts’, ‘thongs’ etc?
Female: underwear, underpants, panties, or a more specific style, like “thong” or “bikini briefs” ETA: “A thong”, singular, refers to the underwear. “Thongs”, plural, are those very simple sandals with a strap that goes 'tween your big and second toes.
Men: underwear, underpants, or a more specific style, like “boxers”, “briefs” or “boxer briefs”. Occasionally you’ll hear “man-panties”, but it’s a signal that it’s a joke. No one calls them “man-panties” in a sincere context.
(Word-nerd aside: hey, how come “briefs” isn’t “brieves”? Stoopid English language.)
Because that’s not how you say it (in an English accent at least). It definitely ends in F, same as brief case.
I think I might’ve found my new doper crush. Sorry, ladies. :o 
I think I may have just blushed my face clean off.
That will certainly give new meaning to ‘putting your face on’!
At the risk of reducing you to a bare skull you are extremely hot! You remind me of a film star (particularly the top left pic) but I can’t quite put my finger on who…
It’s interesting that the one labelled “nude1” isn’t. So I expected the second to also be clad likewise. I saw the first one a couple of days ago & didn’t get to the second one till now.
HOLY FREAKING GUACAMOLE!!!
Freakin’ phenomenal!
You are gorgeous!
I can think of three who look nothing like each other, but malkavia’s face reminds me of…
Sheryl Lee (Twin Peaks’ Laura Palmer)
Maggie Gyllenhaal (sp?)
Drew Barrymore
another look reminded me of Katie Holmes
All of you ladies are beautiful. I especially liked looking at malkavia’s pictures. A girl wearing a collar just does something for me.
A couple of people I know could read these forums, so I’m not posting any of myself. You’re probably better off anyway.
:eek: I’d kill small villages to look half as amazing as any of those women. I mean, entire villages. Chickens and everything.
I’d also kill small villages to have Br’er Lapin’s rear end and WhyNot’s tittums. Damn, ladies. Daaamn.
snailboy, incidentally I also have a thing for women in collars. I feel ya.
You didn’t have to tell me that… [bites his lip]
Yes, I know, it’s just that the “rule” (which, as with all English rules, is always true except when it isn’t) is that a final “f” changes to “ves” for the plural. Y’know, like thief -> thieves, staff -> staves*, calf -> calves, half -> halves, elf -> elves, and so on. If “brief” followed the rule (which it doesn’t), they’d be “brieves.”
Now, how the heck did we end up talking grammar when there are naked people all around us?! I wanna see a nekkid grammar nazi now.
*In British and International English, anyhow. I believe “staffs” is accepted in American English now.
Well, I’m being a word Nazi in another thread. Definitely clothed, though.
Sorry, I’ve already posted my contribution.
I agree with the other posters who said that you’re beautiful as you are. If you possessed Br’er Lapin’s rear end and WhyNot’s tittums* you would be an unstoppable heart-breaking machine. I don’t think the world is ready for that…
And no, you will get no SuntanTigerTamer nekkid pix. I posted in the 1st SFW thread, and anyone who saw those understands why and is thankful. But kudos to all of those with the balls (or tittums) to post theirs. Good on ya.
*I’ve never heard this word before but I love it almost as much as I love what it means. Almost.