Doper NSFW Picture Thread

[A_Priori_Tea]

@WhyNot

Now, how the heck did we end up talking grammar when there are naked people all around us?! I wanna see a nekkid grammar nazi now.

I’ve been on the fence about posting in this thread for days (yes, I dither), but when my very favorite DoperCrush calls, I must answer. If you want my grammar nazi cred, just ask any of my RL friends, who will give you an eyeroll and say “Don’t get her started.”

You’ll just have to pardon the headfuzz; I am letting it grow in preparation for a ritual later this year.

http:/ /s539.photobucket.com/albums/ff353/motley_myriad/?action=view&current=infinitives.jpg

[WhyNot]

Oh, A Priori Tea, that’s very nice! You’ve got a beautiful curving line down the side of your body there. And you’ve got your sarong knotted in just the right place - mine always ends up looking bulgey on my hip with one corner flopping up like a semi flaccid penis!

And my curiosity is piqued regarding a ritual requiring hair. Care to share details? My email’s in my profile, I believe, if you want to share but not here.

[Br_er_Lapin]

Here are a few more:

http: //www.redrae.addr.com/hella.jpg

As you’ll see, my boobs aren’t that great,
http ://www.redrae.addr.com/yeah.jpg

but at least I have this:
http ://www.redrae.addr.com/ass2.jpg
Can’t see anything good, but I like the pic:
http ://www.redrae.addr.com/sexycute.jpg

[aerodave]

@Br_er_Lapin

As you’ll see, my boobs aren’t that great,

Aren’t that great?! Are you fucking kidding? I try not to make it a habit of telling women they’re wrong (not usually a productive thing), but you couldn’t be more mistaken.

[malkavia]

@Br_er_Lapin

Here are a few more:
http: //www.redrae.addr.com/hella.jpg

…wins the thread. How pinup-cute is this?! Well done, lady.

[Snarky_Kong]

@Br_er_Lapin

Here are a few more:

http: //www.redrae.addr.com/hella.jpg

As you’ll see, my boobs aren’t that great,
http ://www.redrae.addr.com/yeah.jpg

but at least I have this:
http ://www.redrae.addr.com/ass2.jpg
Can’t see anything good, but I like the pic:
http ://www.redrae.addr.com/sexycute.jpg

I agree with aerodave, and I’m still in college so it’s not like I’m comparing to old people boobs.

[DooWahDiddy]

@Br_er_Lapin

As you’ll see, my boobs aren’t that great…

Lies! LIES, I tell you!!

[DocCathode]

@Br_er_Lapin

As you’ll see, my boobs aren’t that great,

I may need new glasses, but they look good to me!

[Beware_of_Doug]

@Br_er_Lapin

Here are a few more:

http: //www.redrae.addr.com/hella.jpg

As you’ll see, my boobs aren’t that great,
http ://www.redrae.addr.com/yeah.jpg

but at least I have this:
http ://www.redrae.addr.com/ass2.jpg

Can’t see anything good, but I like the pic:
http ://www.redrae.addr.com/sexycute.jpg

Rrrrowwwrrrrr. Mucha mujer.

[melodyharmonius]

I would like to post a few pics, but I will wait until my man Dewey approves them.

And** Illuminatus** - Flickr keeps telling me you deleted your pics. (and I’m sure I spelled your name wrong too - sorry )

[AndrewL]

After those last few wonderful ladies, it’s almost a shame to pollute this thread with shots of my pasty fat self. But here I am.

http:/ /i446.photobucket.com/albums/qq184/littlebrasscog/drewl006.jpg
http:/ /i446.photobucket.com/albums/qq184/littlebrasscog/drewl008.jpg
http:/ /i446.photobucket.com/albums/qq184/littlebrasscog/image200809110002.jpg
http:/ /i446.photobucket.com/albums/qq184/littlebrasscog/drewl002.jpg

DocCathode’s photo series was very inspiring. These shots have no artistic value whatsoever, but I’m thinking of having some more professional and artistic shots done if I’m struck by inspiration.

[control-z]

@DocCathode

I may need new glasses, but they look good to me!

She’s got nice nipples too. Beautiful!

[Pollux_Oil]

@Br_er_Lapin

Can’t see anything good, but I like the pic:
http ://www.redrae.addr.com/sexycute.jpg

Sometimes the not-seeing-anything pics are the best ones! I like this one a lot, I think it’s the hair. Very cute.

[Freyr]

Very nice! You should try some poses like Chronos or try some props/poses like DocCathode. You’d look great.

I especially like the last shot. Putting your best face forward, eh?

Thanks for sharing.

@AndrewL

After those last few wonderful ladies, it’s almost a shame to pollute this thread with shots of my pasty fat self. But here I am.

http:/ /i446.photobucket.com/albums/qq184/littlebrasscog/drewl006.jpg
http:/ /i446.photobucket.com/albums/qq184/littlebrasscog/drewl008.jpg
http:/ /i446.photobucket.com/albums/qq184/littlebrasscog/image200809110002.jpg
http:/ /i446.photobucket.com/albums/qq184/littlebrasscog/drewl002.jpg

DocCathode’s photo series was very inspiring. These shots have no artistic value whatsoever, but I’m thinking of having some more professional and artistic shots done if I’m struck by inspiration.

[AndrewL]

I just realized that I forgot to break the links in my post. Mea culpa, and thanks for the mods for fixing that.

[pbbth]

Originally Posted by AndrewL
*After those last few wonderful ladies, it’s almost a shame to pollute this thread with shots of my pasty fat self. But here I am.

http:/ /i446.photobucket.com/albums/qq184/littlebrasscog/drewl006.jpg
http:/ /i446.photobucket.com/albums/qq184/littlebrasscog/drewl008.jpg
http:/ /i446.photobucket.com/albums/qq184/littlebrasscog/image200809110002.jpg
http:/ /i446.photobucket.com/albums/qq184/littlebrasscog/drewl002.jpg

DocCathode’s photo series was very inspiring. These shots have no artistic value whatsoever, but I’m thinking of having some more professional and artistic shots done if I’m struck by inspiration*.

You know, I am really happy being a chick. I get to have multiple orgasms and people occasionally give up their seat for me on the subway. It is a good way to be, really. But that last picture makes me wish I could be a guy for a day so that I could dress up my penis in a similar fashion. I will now spend the rest of the night trying to figure out if it is possible to dress up my vagina in any way.

[Rick]

Entrance to a mine?

[JSexton]

@Kalypso

Ok, I’ll go. Before you click though, you must know that I’m fat, 200 lbs even, so please, if you don’t like to see naked fat women, please do not proceed. Oh, and these are amateur propped the camera up on a chair in front of a mirror ones too, so don’t expect art.

http: //i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa271/KalypsoNator/nude1.jpg
http: //i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa271/KalypsoNator/Kneel.jpg

You remind quite a bit of my wife, physically. And she is the most beautiful creature in the world (obviously), you should take that as a sincere compliment.

[Alan_Smithee]

@a whole bunch of Dopers

I can’t figure out all of the elements, but there are some things about that shot (I mean the composition, not the lovely subject) that make it work on a lot more levels artistically than I’m betting you intended. The dissonance with the hands (faced mostly forward), the face (side, with eyes closed), the lipstick and necklace, the lack of body-hiding props and the slightly disheveled hair contribute to a question: Do I care, or don’t I?

I really like your hair in the 2nd photo actually, that was the first thing I thought upon viewing. It’s very… I don’t know- attractive? I just like it a lot though.

You are just beautiful. I love the pix and would like to see more. The pose and the look you have in the second one is just hot.

Kalypso I agree with Iampunha that the second picture has more artistic merit than you think. Note how your knees, breasts, hands, shoulders, form the sides of a triangle with the apex at your face.

I think the second picture is beautiful, and I wish that people in general would see the beauty in bodies like ours instead of all the assumptions that we have attached to them.

Oh, I love the second photo! You look beautiful.

In. Love.

Kalypso, that second picture is just so powerful

I saw the first one a couple of days ago & didn’t get to the second one till now. HOLY FREAKING GUACAMOLE!!! Freakin’ phenomenal!

WTF is wrong with you people??? I mean, the second photo is nice, but the first photo is the one with the Mona Lisa smile. And the really sexy hair. And the arm–well, I’m not sure what it is about the arm behind the head, but I really like what it does. Seriously, that’s a beautiful pic, and I’m upset that it isn’t getting more appreciation. Take another look and tell me you don’t agree.

@Br'er Lapin

As you’ll see, my boobs aren’t that great

Has anyone ever been more wrong in the entire history of wrongness? I don’t think so!

BTW, I love your user name! Is it from my favorite comic book?

[iampunha]

@Br_er_Lapin

Here are a few more:

http: //www.redrae.addr.com/hella.jpg

As you’ll see, my boobs aren’t that great,
http ://www.redrae.addr.com/yeah.jpg

but at least I have this:
http ://www.redrae.addr.com/ass2.jpg
Can’t see anything good, but I like the pic:
http ://www.redrae.addr.com/sexycute.jpg

OK, I am married, and if nothing else, I haven’t the energy for an affair, so you’ll just have to trust that this is sincere and not me trying to get into your pixellated pants:

Have you ever thought about modeling?