Doper NSFW Picture Thread

[Trollhaugen]

@Br_er_Lapin

Here are a few more:

http: //www.redrae.addr.com/hella.jpg

As you’ll see, my boobs aren’t that great,
http ://www.redrae.addr.com/yeah.jpg

but at least I have this:
http ://www.redrae.addr.com/ass2.jpg
Can’t see anything good, but I like the pic:
http ://www.redrae.addr.com/sexycute.jpg

I was going to complement you on your fantastically beautiful body…but to hell with that. your attitude and personality that demonstrates confidence to post these picture speaks for itself…

That goes to all of you that have posted pictures. my hat is off to all of you…

[Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus]

I’m nude right now.

[Sleeps_With_Butterflies]

@Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus

I’m nude right now.

Ok, I laughed.

[maikai]

I’m not brave enough to show my face but here I am…
(should’ve straightened up a bit)
http: //www.flickr.com/photos/26617289@N06/2849733207/

(don’t think I can be a pornstar)

http: //www.flickr.com/photos/26617289@N06/2849733225/

[Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus]

No really!

http:/// www.flickr.com/photos/78538399@N00/2850563374/
http:/// www.flickr.com/photos/78538399@N00/2850563370/
http:/// www.flickr.com/photos/78538399@N00/2849727359/

The lighting isn’t very good, which may be a bonus. Or I may try it by daylight tomorrow.

And last but not least, I agree with whoever said we should indicate our gender if not otherwise clear. Old timers know this I’m sure, but for others, I’m a guy.

[iampunha]

@pulehoopo

I’m not brave enough to show my face but here I am…
(should’ve straightened up a bit)
http: //www.flickr.com/photos/26617289@N06/2849733207/

(don’t think I can be a pornstar)

http: //www.flickr.com/photos/26617289@N06/2849733225/

“This photo is private” for both.

[maikai]

@iampunha

“This photo is private” for both.

Sorry. Try that.

[Illuminatiprimus]

@melodyharmonius

I would like to post a few pics, but I will wait until my man Dewey approves them.

And** Illuminatus** - Flickr keeps telling me you deleted your pics. (and I’m sure I spelled your name wrong too - sorry )

I deleted them so that I could put some regular ones up in the other thread and then afterwards realised it would affect this one, sorry. If someone can explain how I can put pictures in flickr in a way which means people won’t be shown a photostream with a mix of safe and non-safe pics I’m happy to put them up again.

[control-z]

@pbbth

You know, I am really happy being a chick. I get to have multiple orgasms and people occasionally give up their seat for me on the subway. It is a good way to be, really. But that last picture makes me wish I could be a guy for a day so that I could dress up my penis in a similar fashion. I will now spend the rest of the night trying to figure out if it is possible to dress up my vagina in any way.

Sparklers?
Yep having a penis is fun, it’s sort of always “out there” swinging around. And if you’re excited it’s a handy place to hang towels or articles of clothing.

But girls get multiple orgasms, so it evens out.

[AndrewL]

@pbbth

You know, I am really happy being a chick. I get to have multiple orgasms and people occasionally give up their seat for me on the subway. It is a good way to be, really. But that last picture makes me wish I could be a guy for a day so that I could dress up my penis in a similar fashion. I will now spend the rest of the night trying to figure out if it is possible to dress up my vagina in any way.

Heh. Wasn’t expecting that last shot to be the most popular one. Hmm, makby I could make a theme of this. Tempted to go and register stuffonmypenis.com.

[DocCathode]

@pbbth

You know, I am really happy being a chick. I get to have multiple orgasms and people occasionally give up their seat for me on the subway. It is a good way to be, really. But that last picture makes me wish I could be a guy for a day so that I could dress up my penis in a similar fashion. I will now spend the rest of the night trying to figure out if it is possible to dress up my vagina in any way.

Put on a black satin brim and pull things out- a bouquet of flowers, a sting of silk handkerchiefs, a stuffed rabbit . . .

[control-z]

@AndrewL

Heh. Wasn’t expecting that last shot to be the most popular one. Hmm, makby I could make a theme of this. Tempted to go and register stuffonmypenis.com.

Google ‘penis puppetry’, if you’re brave. I’m not. I’d be too worried about damaging the equipment.

[The_Weird_One]

@Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus

No really!

Cool, thanks for sharing!

[maikai]

@pulehoopo

I’m not brave enough to show my face but here I am…
(should’ve straightened up a bit)
http: //www.flickr.com/photos/26617289@N06/2849733207/

(don’t think I can be a pornstar)

http: //www.flickr.com/photos/26617289@N06/2849733225/

Would it be weird if I asked what people thought of my pictures? Be honest.

[The_Weird_One]

@pulehoopo

Would it be weird if I asked what people thought of my pictures? Be honest.

Well, they’re a bit phallocentric. I wish we could see more of you. That said, it looks like a nice penis.

[Cat_Whisperer]

I was just going to say, “Very penisey.”

[maikai]

I thought other guys just showed pictures of their junk.
I’ll take a couple more if you’d like.
Hard or soft?

[Cat_Whisperer]

“Which do you choose: a hard or soft option?”

[Red_Barchetta]

Would you like fries with that?

[maikai]

Sorry it took so long. I was trying to look my most majestic and I got distracted.

I went with both.
Soft:
http:/ /www.flickr.com/photos/26617289@N06/2851446276/

Hard:
http:/ /www.flickr.com/photos/26617289@N06/2851446288/

Hard again:
http:/ /www.flickr.com/photos/26617289@N06/2850619053/

Keeping with the SDMB theme:
http:/ /www.flickr.com/photos/26617289@N06/2851446290/

And one from behind:
http:/ /www.flickr.com/photos/26617289@N06/2851446286/

It’s funny; I’m both proud of my penis and insecure about it at the same time. Are there any words other than “nice” and penisey" that could describe it? Cock of the gods is a good place to start.