It’s one of my favorite pictures of anyone. Your friend is truly talented and it seems you’ve got some “talent” yourself 
Here, here! There’s no such thing as too much sausage.
(After a few drinks, I may get up the nerve to take a few shots of myself and post them. But that’ll be saturday)
As a hetero male, I resent the implication that my desire to look at unclothed fellow forum members of the female sex on a free (or at least not monthly-fee) forum is somehow unnatural or inappropriate. I do not object to the continued display of men’s junk, especially since I need not view said junk, but some effort must be made towards equal time.
BRING IT ON, LADIES.
Come on, guys, don’t be lecherous about it. This isn’t a porn site, this is a space for Dopers who feel up to it to share themselves with us. If you can’t play nice, please go play in some other thread.
Not to mention that you’re not doing yourselves any favors. First, women who already feel reluctant to share their pictures are probably not going to feel any better about it with a couple of dudes howling and making catcalls. Second, some of us are enjoying the male pictures here. Dopers don’t exist solely for your exclusive amusement and tittilation, you know. Third, I have a hunch that some people will carry a grudge about the disrespect they get from a couple of members here, and it won’t pay in the long run to act that way.
I’m interested to know why you put your glasses on for the full body shot - you have a magnificently wizard-y face without them.
Aaaaarggg!!! I can’t even bitch about the status quo without offending and intimidating, all the while the sausage faction chortles and sniggers away. Reverse Discrimination, that’s what it is.
Mods, can you please just change my Size 7 all-caps to ( Bring it on, ladies. )? That my help. Thanks.
Right, this will make the ladies more comfortable.
Yeeeeahhh… That “encouragement”? I don’t think it’s going to have the effect you’re going for.
- A Priori Tea, Analyst of the Obvious
Doc Cathode, this thread has made me curious. If you don’t mind baring even more then you have in your OP :), would you mind visiting the thread about the fun of exhibitionism I started over in IMHO? http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=10174906#post10174906
FWIW, I like seeing nude people. There is a world of difference to see a picture voluntarily, and being confronted with it unawares.
That is a *fantastic *naughty librarian pic, Ellen!
Ow! Ow! I’m kidding! Don’t hit me!
Hrm. Okay. Before I link to this admittedly NNSFW pictures, let me set for you, gentle reader, the scene.
On Saturday night I had gone a few rounds with 99 Bananas and this crazy blueberry beer that (surprise!) I didn’t care too much for.
At some point I thought to myself, “Self, you should snap an OMGZ sexy pic for the intarwebs!” and 99 Bananas answered, “Yes… yes you should.”
So I tried. Only… it didn’t end well.
So to make up for the epic fail, here’smy favorite “erotic but artsy” pic.
Oo, nice collar! (And the rest of you ain’t bad, either!)
Daerlyn: This is absolutely one of the best shots likethis nature I’ve evar seen. I don’t think I can adequately describe how wonderful this shot is. It is purely beautiful.
Br’er Lapin: those are some mighty fine pictures, and look wonderful.
malkavia: To say that it didn’t end well is a gross overstatment. It is a charmingly enchanting picture, and I like it quite a lot.
I know, I know. I’m a lurker. BUT, I also don’t have any pictures worthy of this thread anywhere in existance. so there. 
Epic fail? What in the bloody bejeezus are you talking about? Epic win is more like it. 
Uh…hey! <struggles for lame opening line>
That is not an epic fail! Very nice!
Thank you! I will pass that along to the photographer as well.
I also agree on your assessment of malkavia’s photo - I wish I could pull off the webcam pic half so well.
You got the same collar as me! That isn’t a problem, I guess, because we’re not likely to end up at the same social event or anything, but that’s kinda funny.
Ok, I’ll go. Before you click though, you must know that I’m fat, 200 lbs even, so please, if you don’t like to see naked fat women, please do not proceed. Oh, and these are amateur propped the camera up on a chair in front of a mirror ones too, so don’t expect art.
http: //i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa271/KalypsoNator/nude1.jpg
http: //i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa271/KalypsoNator/Kneel.jpg
