Dr. Seuss purity test

hehehe… I of course, got 100%

44% for me - but, ummmm if you got 100% magic8ball that means you’ve done it with a goat? You’ve done it with the dead? You’ve done it with a dog? You have VD? And you’ve done it while you pee?

:eek: :eek: :eek:

No, that would mean he got 0%. The higher, the purer :slight_smile:

Oh - hehe. Dang you are pure! :smiley:

Also got 100%. I’ve never even seen green eggs and ham in real life.

Ouch. 40%

But some o’ those were awfully open to interpretation.

Right?

[sub]My word but these tests used to be a great source of drunken amusment in my misspent youth. Also useful as a checklist.[/sub] :smiley:

“Have you done it with the teach?”

What if I was the teach and she was a student? I’m checking “Yes.” (I was teaching COLLEGE students, I should emphasize.)

50%. Geez, I feel… um, I don’t know how 50% makes me feel. Half-assed?

I got 56 percent heh

78%.

Some of those are misleading. I mean, of course I’ve done it with the teach, my WIFE is a teacher! And on Mom’s couch? Well, my wife is the mother of two…

80%.

50%

I was feeling pretty guilty with those 100% pure people around me up there, but now I don’t feel so bad :wink:

64%

46% here

76%. I’m more pure than I thought.

I guess this means I need to try a little harder.:wink:

64%, too. So how was it in the tree, LouisB. Heh.

72% those some of those are starting to give me ideas

Kitty

72% here as well.

84% - dang - I thought I was more wholesome than that… there goes my rep. :eek:

52% here. :slight_smile: