Dr. Seuss purity test

94% pure. I might be 92% but I’m not sure what they mean by “have you done it underage?”. Does that mean I did it while I was underage, or with an underage person while I was not? If it is the first one, then I am 92%.

78% for me.

64%… they forgot some odd ones in there that would’ve brought down my purity score by a LOT more. :eek: Anyway… :wink:

Oh, hush, you.

Worst part is, if I’d answered the last one, “Do you think we care?” as yes, I’d have gotten a 38%

[sub]Fortunately, by the time my daughter is old enough to read and understand this, the SDMB server will have self destructed/suffered hamster overload, and the evidence will be lost.[/sub] :smiley:

66%

48%. Heee!

100%.

I’m not sure if I’m unhappy about that or not…

But there were no questions like:
-Have you done it all alone?
-Have you done it on the phone?
-Have you done it on the 'net?
-Did you get your keyboard wet?

Unfair sampling, it seems to me.

D’OH!!!

I just realized that you don’t have to click anything to get your score! I clicked reset the first time, and so got 100%… :smack:

74%.

Is that good?

“No no!
Make that cat go away!
Tell that Cat in the Hat
You do not want to play!
He should not be here
He should not be about
He should not be here
When your mother is out!”

zestily clicks on "Yes!’ (when it applies of course)

74% pure.

sighs
Go ahead fly kites in the house…
Bring on those Things
grunts
Thing one and Thing Two
And we’re all outta here.

78% pure.

Mama would be so proud. (Except for the part about her couch)

Happy

98% pure. I’m so boring. Though it goes down to 96% if “we really care”.

38%

Ah, my wild and misspent youth.

80 percent pure. But I ain’t done yet!

60% here. And I assumed they cared, because after all, they did go to the trouble of putting up a webpage for it…

Yep. That’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it. :slight_smile:

70% or 72%, depending on how you define “fox.”

But don’t they want to know if I’ve done it in a public restroom?! Doesn’t anyone want to know if I’ve done it in a public restroom?! Ask me if I’ve done it in a public restroom!!!

for Kyomara

Have you done it in the loo?
Have you done it at the zoo?

66%, counting my interpretation of a fox.

Have you done it in the shower?
Have you done it for an hour?
Have you done it in the bath?
Have you done it filled with wrath?
Have you done it with a sheep?
Have you done it while asleep?
Have you done it while at work?
Have you done it with a jerk?

88%

22%. It’s obviously broken; I’m practically a virgin.

Damn I got 32% :rolleyes: