68%
But I have done it on a stage
When I did, 'twas all the rage
I got applause and raves and cheers
But to di I needed the help of beers
(I suppose I should note, to be fair
We both had on our underwear
It was a play, was all an act
No real coitus occured, that is a fact.)
Hmmm. 18% or 16% if I really thought you cared. I interpretted some of them a little more so they didn’t really mean animals (like fox as a real hottie and a dog as a real non-hottie). Also, the child/underage things happened with other boys who were my age.
This thread reminded me of something I saw at the IMDb: a live-action Cat in the Hat movie slated for next Christmas.
I have!! I’ve done it in the loo!
I did it with a partner too!
Yes, I did it in the john,
when my clothes were off, not on!!
thanks.
Using strictly literal interpretations…
38% pure.
But they left so much out!
Have you done it in the snow?
Have you done it in a show? (a play…there was supposed to be underwear under the sheets 
)
Have you done it on a train?
Have you done it in the cane?
86%. That’s actually rather low. Some of it is very, ah, open to interpretation;)