Drenched pizzababe or I wish I was 20 years younger.

A little while ago I heard a knock on my door. It is cold and raining here and when I opened the door I see a very cute and very drenched young lady attempting to deliver a pizza. She said it was her first night and she looked about to cry.

The apt. she was looking for was close to my number but I wasn’t sure quite where it was, so I let her use my cell to call the customer. She got directions and thanked me.

I asked her if she wanted to come in and dry off, and she politely declined (rightly so, as I was total stranger)

She looked to be in her early 20’s and I am in my mid-40s.
The dang thing about it is, 20 years ago I would have flirted like hell and tried to get her number at least.

Man I feel old. :frowning:

Where was that drenched pizza girl when you were in your early 20’s eh? :wink:

I can sort of relate. I recently finished a part-time grad program. A wayward frosh would occasionally wander into our area of the building. Let me tell you there were no freshmen girls like that when I was in college! I’m 31 and I felt very old for the duration of those 3 years I was in that program.

But next time, what will you do?

:smiley:

Dammit Smeghead you made me spew a beer!

Better be more sneaky than that, dude, I bet Coldie is watching like a hawk.
:cool:

Coldie is watching?

Puts the pizza girl down, and pretends that nothing untoward is happening here…

Damn, I left that one wide open. Ok, enuff, heh!

Eh, I wouldn’t sweat the age difference. Assuming that you work out and take care of yourself, guys in their 40s are a turn on for some 20-somethings. I should know; I’m 41 and my guy is 24.

Frankly gobear, I wouldn’t know what to even say to a lady (or a guy, if I was gay) that young. I would be so out of touch in a cultural generational way, I would probably come off as an establishment old pervert.

Wait, that might work…:smiley:

Well, I did see an Avril levigne(sp?) video the other day.

Didja get the name of the pizza company she delivers for? You might want to give them a call, the next time you get a craving. :wink:

Go for it next time. At least be a bit of a gentleman and hey who knows what could happen…

Hey, I was a pizza guy for a year and a half, and there were more than a few people who could have gotten a special delivery if they’d tried. As long as you’re not creepy about it, there’s nothing wrong with a little flirting and seeing whether that goes anywhere. Not everybody’s looking for the same thing.

I wish I had a cute 20-something pizza girl deliver my pizzas. All I ever get is 20-something pizza guys with bad complexions. sigh

I’m laughing my ass off over here.

Just so you know,

Klaatu, you’ll never be able to start a thread again.

Yeah, it was cool to fantasize a bit, but I’m happy with my 46 year old babe.

I can walk around with my gut hanging out of the ratty boxers and she can wear the ratty terrycloth robe and we still have the wild thang workin.

BTW, is it a requirement for all women over 40 to have that ratty terrycloth robe? Don’t get me wrong, it fires my rocket.

And what’s with the slippers? :smiley:

Oh, and on preview, Smeg shhhhh… :slight_smile:

What if you’re 23, the robe is fluffy, black and came from Victoria’s Secret? [sub]And you could probably pass for one of the models…[/sub]

I’m just curious, you know. I had know idea that owning one of these robes was such a negative thing. Ratty?

No No jin it is certainly not a negative thing. As I said, it gets me off. Ratty is good. (worn spots, holes in good places)

Just a tongue in cheek generalization. :slight_smile:

All right, I’ll stop. I don’t want to force the mods to close a perfectly innocent little thread.

The pizza people I have

  1. Old guy past retirement age
  2. Geasy and barely comprehensible Russian guy
  3. Stoner dude.

sigh. Maybe you should call the pizza place she worked for and request her. Always tip her very well and go for it. You see I’ve been living vacariously through your a thread and now that it’s closed …

If you were gay I’d hit on the stoner dude.

Well hell Osiris, if the stoner dude has an old ratty terrycloth robe, I might go for it…