Aint Your Wagon. Not since you lost it in that poker game.
Dr “Bones” McCoy has a little trouble getting dressed in the morning in Star Trek III - The Search for Sock.
Biopic of the England football coach glosses over the man’s obvious failings - The Magnificent Sven.
Even Brides for Seven Brothers
Seven brided for Even Brothers
Any way it’s done, it’s odd
My Cousin Viny
Mater and Commander
Wig Commander
Fat Alert
Casing Amy
The Aunting
Fellini’s 8 1/
Ocean’s Elven
Impulsive hero El id.
Aubrey and Maturin retire and take up gardening: Aster and Commander
A search of adultfilmdatabase (not linking because, well, it’s a porn title database) did reveal “Black Men In Black.” (Plus “Men In Black Chicks” and “Men In Black Leather”) No “Men In Back,” or for that matter the joke title that I always assumed would be made, “Men In Black Men.”
Star Trek: Fist Contact (It’s either porn, or a boxing movie)
Oy Story (A CGI movie about my grandma?)
Beauty and the Bast (Belle meets the egyptian cat goddess, and is trapped in her pyramid)
Og Bak (Thai Martial arts with a SDMB twist?)
The Sith Sense (“I see evil jedi people!”)
Unbeakable (I don’t know what it means, but it makes me giggle)
Dancer in the Ark (Poor blind archeologist fights nazis, sings, and goes to jail)
Cecil B. DeMille’s unfinished Biblical epic:
Barefoot in the Ark - Just watch where you step, it could get messy.
Let’s not forget those Beatles classics!
A Hard Day’s Nigh Here it comes
Hep! 
Or
Arsenic and Old Ace Baron Von Richtoffen vs. two spinsters
The Rocky Horror Picture Sow Aliens are pigs!
Oy Story No fun being Jewish at Christmas
A Tale of Two Cites – Political Dopers argue about their sources during the French REvolution
Run, LOL, Run – your sides will split with laughter during this marathon
A Series of Unfortunate vents – poor work by a journeyman HVAC engineer
Who Framed Roger Rabbi? – Sounds like a job for Harry Kemelman!
Mrs Attacks - Tim Burton’s interesting study of battered husbands
Flying Down to Io - Fred and Ginger, in space!
The Jewel in the Crow - hey, that magpie swallowed my earring
Fear and Lathing in Las Vegas - gonzo woodworking class goes horribly wrong
lice in Wonderland – Even Paradise has its pests
Fire ox – Clint Eastwood, as pilot Mitchell Gant, has to hijack the Soviet Stealth Heavy Lifter
Easer – Arnold Schwarzenegger takes it easy, for a change
The Boyguard – Kevin Costner has no romantic interest, this time
Home A one – This Olf House has its first movie!
Beauty and the Best – Belle takes up with an egomaniac
War of the Roes – Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner duke it out as Salmon eggs after the spawn.
The Ranmaker – biopic about Akira Kurasawa
Fatal ttraction–Glenn Close kills Michael Douglas after he’s immobilized in the hospital in broken bones.
Mrs. Oubtfire–Robin Williams as a transvestite out of the closet before The Bird Cage
The Bird Age–Robin Williams & Nathan Williams as a gay couple in charge of a aviary.
Se en–We lost one of the deadly sins.
It’s a good thing we like pie, because Pies Like Us
The drama of late-night diarrhea: Night Shit
Bovine mating documentary:Two Moo Junction
Now showing on Spice: You Can Cunt On Me
This is getting funny.
Love Tory: The John Profumo affair
Watch out for that poison ivy: The Itches of Eastwick
The man in the grey flannel suit goes west: Ad Day at Black Rock
Bruno Ganz camps it up: Wigs of Desire
For Christmas 2005:
Chiatown
The late, great Brandon Lee in:
The Cow
“People once believed that when someone dies, a Cow carries their soul to the land of the dead, but sometimes something so bad happens that a terrible sadness is carried with it and the soul can’t rest. Then sometimes, just sometimes, the Cow can bring the soul back and put the wrong things right”
Mooooo!
Raisin Arizona: Humiliated grapes.
Hedwig and the Angry Inc - Transgendered rockstar goes up against an evil corporation. The real life Erin Brockovich has a cameo.
A Knight’s Ale - I’m sure that Round Table can hold many a tankard.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Tone - “‘Everyone pick their favorite tune,’ said Dumbledore, ‘and off we go!’” (HPSS, US version, p. 127)
…not to mention that next in the series will be the currently-shooting Harry Potter and the Goblet of Ire, in which Harry must fight the contents of a very angry cup from which Voldemort once drank.
Snow White and the Seen Dwarves - The Disney version didn’t notice any of those OTHER dwarves lurking in the shadows. Like Stabby or Drunky.
My Far Lady - Henry Higgins WOULD transform a cockney girl into a proper lady, if only she weren’t living on the other side of England.
Interview With The Ampire - An electrifying primary-source documentary. (If only there wasn’t that pesky misspelling)