MiZoom: “That is so true! It’s so cool when those mentalists …tricked with ESP to leave their… caps on and… off.”
(Okay, sue me, it’s not the best one ever.)
I really don’t think this game is a very productive use of anyone’s time. I know you all like it, but it’s just random screwing around, and everyone’s flocking to it like sheep.
Edit: Okay, Annie X-Mas: “It’s ESPN… I do wish they would show more… of the commentators.”
“I really… think this game is a very productive use of anyone’s time. I know you all like …random screwing … and…flocking…sheep.”
Hal Briston was mentioned in an earlier post. When he sees that one, he is bound to show up.
“I really…like… random screwing.”
Maybe you and Marley should get together,doubt if either of ya need protection so happy humping. Slut.
“Maybe you … need protection…”
I see, so this is the part where you make someone an offer they can’t refuse? Rather bold to advertise organised crime so blatantly, I feel! They should set the dogs on you.
“you… should get… protection… slut”
Harsh words, but I think there’s a message there that we can all get behind. Considering how many hedonistic posts have been made in this thread endorsing unnatural sexual acts, it’s good to know that at least someone is taking health risks into account.
Speak for yourself. I don’t endorse this kind of deviant behavior. Would you talk to your mother that way?
“… I … endorse… deviant behavior… to your mother.”
You don’t even know my mother. Fighting words have now been said. Drop the comments about my family or I cannot be responsible for my actions. Aside from that you are ok with me.
SSG Schwartz
SSG Schwartz: “… even …my mother…cannot be…ok with me.”
I realize there are limits to even the strongest family loyalty, but have you tried propositioning her? The worst that could happen would be she would throw a screaming rant, have your father beat you half to death, and call the cops on you.
Lumpy: “I … have … tried … propositioning … cops.”
And I bet you got your ass handed to you. Casual man-on-man love might be the norm in the circles you regularly travel in, but I doubt the average officer walking a beat would be interested in servicing some random passerby. If you want to get your rocks off I suggest you try placing an ad in Craig’s List. Or find a nice homosexual-friendly church where you can meet others who share your orientation.
Pochacco: “And I … got … casual man-on-man love … in … church.”
Don’t you think that’s a bit inappropriate? I mean, like most atheists I think the church is just a building, it doesn’t have any special mystical significance, but I don’t think it’s right to show that level of disrespect to believers. Besides, nobody wants to see your hairy ass in church! Get a hotel room next time.
Fretful Porpentine: “Don’t … atheists … think the church … wants to see … hairy ass[?]”
Hell no, that’s a heinous misrepresentation of the way atheists feel about the church. I consider this to be very insulting on a deep, personal level. How dare you post drivel like that on this up-standing board, sir?
Švejk: “no … atheists … post drivel on this up-standing board”.
Hey, it would be wrong to claim that atheists have nothing of value to contribute here, but it’s just as misguided to claim that mere refusal to believe in God renders one incapable of typing unmitigated crap and hitting “Send”. Would you similarly say that all Europeans’ arguments are impeccable, or that anyone who takes his screen name from a fictional “good soldier” is a paragon of intellectual virtue?
QUOTE=Sternvogel
atheists have nothing of value to contribute here … it’s just … misguided … refusal to believe in God renders one incapable of typing…
all Europeans … are … a paragon of intellectual virtue
Well, being European myself, or at any rate English - we never quite bracket ourselves with the Continentals - I’m sure I find this flattering in its implication, but I think it goes a little too far. Some Europeans, including my own countrymen, are far from shining intellectual beacons, and unlike some excessively patriotic people, I am happy to acknowledge the intelligence and integrity of American posters too - and you can quote me on that to anyone from the moderators on down! 
“Well, being … English - we never quite … think…, I am happy to acknowledge…!”
As someone of Scots decent, I thank you for admitting this.
Seriously though, I’m firmly of the belief that the English are as thoughtful a nation as any others. Sure they have their share of thugs idiots, racists and general assholes, but, really, what country doesn’t?
I freely admit that Canada has our own share - being Canadian, of course - I couldn’t not, without lying, having had more than one run-in with them myself.
Tengu: As someone of Scots decent… I’m firmly of the belief that the English are as thoughtful a nation as… thugs idiots, racists and general assholes… but, being Canadian, of course - I couldn’t not, without lying, having had more than one run-in with them myself.
I feel your pain. The English have oppressed you poor Scots for long enough! Though, you may admit to having troubles with them- but perhaps before you cast aspersions on them, you should look inwards first. Your usage of language is not the best, and could quite easily be considered aggressive and hostile. If you do call a group “assholes”, well then can you really blame them if you tend to get into run ins with them?
Though if they are beating you simply because you are Canadian; well, I can’t help you there my good man. There’s no easy remedy for ignorance, especially when it presents itself with a side of violence. Violence is never the answer, no matter how vitriolic and Canadian the teacher may be.
I must say, I LOVE this thread, the entries have GREATLY been amusing me and it’s great fun to read all the amusing things being misattributed to various peoples.
Poor Hal.
RoOsh:* … Scots … admit to having troubles with … assholes … get … run[s] … [T]hey are beating … a … Canadian … teacher …
… I LOVE … it…
*
That you celebrate such an over-the-top reaction to a simple case of diarrhea says a lot about your character. Shame on you. Teaching is an honorable and difficult profession, and your obvious bias against Canadians is reprehensible.
fachverwirrt:
…[C]elebrate…diarrhea…[s]hame. Teaching…Canadians is reprehensible.
Not really sure where you were going with these two disjointed thoughts, fachverwirrt. Diarrhea is nothing to be ashamed of. It happens to me if I eat Mexican. I try to avoid eating anything too spicy for that reason. Nothing on the menu stronger than a burrito and a side of beans. Even then I need a lot of water to really keep the burning out of my stomach and asshole.
As to your comment about teaching Canadians, I was truly offended. Canadians are like all other people with national pride. There is more to Canada than maple leaves, hockey and Moosehead beer. Maybe if you spent more time getting to know our neighbors to the north instead of trashing them and railing against them, you may be surprised by what you learn.
SSG Schwartz
“This type of post” = cutting out a few superfluous words to shorten the length of a quote, while keeping the meaning intact.
SSG Schwartz:
Wow. Just wow. I’m really not sure what to say. I don’t know what brought on this latest batch of Canada hate, but I want no part of it, thank you very much. I’ll have you know that I have spent time in several Canadian cities and known several Canadians, and every one of them has been a kind, intelligent, thoughtful individual.
And cannibalism is still illegal, as far as I know, and this post may violate board rules. This may be junior-modding, but really, can you knock it off?
*“Wow…wow. I’m really…I don’t know…I want…I’ll have…several Canadians…”
“…Cannibalism…as far as I know…may rule…”*
See, you don’t know until you’ve tried it. Different cultures, different tastes, and all that. The thing to remember is, don’t undercook. That, and watch out for those prions. Nasty little buggers, they are. “BSE ain’t for me”–that’s my motto. Best leave the brain-eating to the Zombies. (Not the Rod Argent-led group, of course…you know what I meant!)