Election Day [Week][Month[s]] [Year] 2020 follow-along thread

Was he hawking anti-perspirants?

Heather Digby Parton (columnist at Salon) speculated that the grungy slime oozing down Giuliani’s face might be embalming fluid.

Okay, here’s a question. My SO says that the Kremlin tweeted today “give it up Trump; Biden won.” A paraphrase obviously, but that’s supposedly the gist of it.

His theory is that Trump instructed Emily Murphy of the GSA to sign the papers allowing the transition to officially begin because of the Kremlin tweet. I can find no cite for this. Does anyone know anything about this?

He’s currently breaking the pristine wilderness of Alaska, the Open Skies equipment, and quite a lot of other things. A “scorched earth” approach is looking increasingly likely.

It’s hard to keep track but I think the count for the GOP is 1 (insignificant) win, 25 losses and 10 still pending?

Hair dye.

JOKER BRAND hair dye.

I love it !

My other thought was A-1 Steak Sauce. Rudy probably has a lot of trouble drawing crowds or getting people to be close to him these days.

And he does seem to know his audience…

The GSA announcement came right after the Michigan certification vote. It’s quite likely that Emily made the decision all by herself with no instruction from either the White House or any shadowy nefarious figures.

It was a wimpy announcement, not daring to say Biden was the apparent winner or calling him the president-elect. Sort of like saying the Patriots can hold the trophy because they had the highest score after four quarters of the Super Bowl but not saying they won.

Trump now retweeting Randy Quaid, the actor whose paranoid conspiracy theories ended his career.

Apparently Quaid and his wife are big Trump fans… who would have guessed?

Whoa man, some NSFW warnings on that!!

Which is funny because after GSA sent the letter Trump immediately tweeted claiming credit for it.

So even if GSA made the decision on their own Trump can’t help himself from claiming he told her to do it.

My apologies if that should have been flagged NSFW (or simply shouldn’t have been posted).

Mods: please delete if appropriate.

Sorry about that.

Breaking news: Stiffler’s mom had over 81,000 votes in Pennsylvania!

Sweatproof hair dye?

Hairproof sweat dye.

I just saw that. Trump is one sad, pathetic, angry, loser. I feel no sympathy for him. He’s clearly having a breakdown of sorts.

He will either:

  • get away with everything, including his money problems(owes at least $400 million)
  • go to prison
  • move to another country
  • die before things catch up to him

PA has certified its votes.

Here’s a great summary of all Trump’s stupid lawsuits.

Final nail in the coup attempt coffin?

I don’t really know where he can go from here.