Election Day [Week][Month[s]] [Year] 2020 follow-along thread

To be fair, he found some fraud happening. Just not where he was expecting.

Thanks for that, Northern Piper.

And see:

Is it time to change the thread title to Election Day [Months] 2020-2021 follow-along thread?

Time to throw a net over the nutjobs. It’s over. Michigan and Georgia have certified their ballots. Wisconsin’s recount netted Biden more votes. Arizona and Pennsylvania are locks for Biden. What’s next, a California recount? The fat lady has sung. The party is over. Donald’s run had died. Guiliani’s dye has run. The lawsuits are getting tossed out at such a clip that even Gary Sanchez has a better batting average. The campaign is past the rigor mortis phase and needs to be buried before the stench gets even worse.

Arizona just certified Biden’s win a few minutes ago.

Nevertheless, Trump (who still controls the vast power of the U.S. military and federal government) has still not conceded.

Barring a concession (which I don’t expect will ever happen), I’m not going to relax until the electoral votes are cast on 12/14/2020, Congress counts the votes on 1/6/2021, and Biden is inaugurated on 1/20/2021 at noon.

Trump is still hoping for two things:

  1. SCOTUS will throw the election to him

  2. two states that voted for Biden will ignore the voters and send in a trump slate of electors

Both are highly unlikely and would result in tumbrels and guilotines.

Arizona is right now hearing arguments from Rudy that they should throw out the election. I worry.

What is the term for someone who accuses others of doing bad things that he, himself, is actually guilty of doing? Crooked Hilary? Lyin’ Ted?

There are still shenanigans going on in Georgia with the Kraken lawyer and Judge Batten. Now he has ordered select counties to preserve their voting machines (not wipe) and a hearing is scheduled for Friday.

I don’t even understand exactly who she is representing since trump supposedly fired her from his team.

Rudy?
Stop worrying.

So similar – but kinda opposite – to my story of seeing Depeche Mode at the Rose Bowl sometime in the 80s. It was a clear summer day and evening, and by the time the headliners came on it was completely dark. And as soon as they started “Blasphemous Rumors,” a thunderstorm broke out suddenly. Lightning, thunder, and all. As soon as the song was over, the rain stopped, and it was calm and clear for the rest of the show.

Read it! It’s short. It’s good. It’s interesting. She’s intelligent and a good writer.

Looks like Wisconsin is also certifying the vote tonight.

Looks to be more complicated

Plus I think there are two lawsuits pending.

Brian

Lol.

AZ Gov Steve Ducey said that he changed his ring tone to ‘Hail to the Chief’ so he wouldn’t miss any calls from Trump.

Well, guess who called right when, on live TV, Ducey was certifying the election?

:sweat_smile:

And GUESS WHO WAS SILENCED ON LIVE TV WHILE THEY WERE CALLING THE GOVERNOR OF ARIZONA???

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

FOOTA… er, footage here:

This is one of the greatest things to ever happen. I feel like I’m watching a sitcom.

I love this so much. Thank you for making my day!

Thanks, @John_T. The whole thing is just pathetic now. I must say I am enjoying the turd circling the bowl, even if it refuses to go down. Team Trump just keeps losing over and over and over - it’s like a gift that keeps giving. If he just woulda taken his lumps on Nov 3 we all would not still be laughing at him now, 3 weeks later. SMH

This is an EX PARROT!

Looks like another rat is deserting the sinking ship. Or maybe he didn’t want his ignorance to be exposed when having to work with the new pandemic team.

“Rat Deserts Stinking Shit”

Film at 11.

It will just never happen. And fuck him, it doesn’t have to. It would ba nice. It would be dignified. It would be American. But then again, dumb fucking red baseball caps.