Now that’s cruel and unusual punishment.
I love it.
Well, that answers that question.
Him going to the inauguration would require him to face people face-to-face that he does not want to face. He’s happier behind a phone tweeting.
But he was alone. Can you imagine the mind emptied by that thing? Without even a tormentor for company.
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They might also make him wear a mask.
"I am shocked - shocked to find people storming the Capitol.
No surprise there. Nor will he be in the White House for the traditional meeting of the outgoing and incoming presidents, an iconic moment in American democracy. The orange shit-gibbon will either be golfing or cowering in the bunker and refusing to come out. Or trashing the Oval Office.
I imagine Pence will take on the traditional role. If so, Pence should become president right now, and the shit-gibbon thrown out on his fat ass, since he’s refusing to do even the most basic duties of the presidency, and incites traitorous insurrections instead.
“They’re probably watching me. Let them.”
Can you tell I’m taking refuge in old movies this morning?
That Trump video is the greatest display of heartfelt sincerity since Johnny Depp apologized for smuggling his dogs into Australia.
I hear ya. I’m about to watch my standard escape movie, The Uninvited (1944). It gave us that beautiful song, “Stella by Starlight.”
Although… Psycho hardly seems like a cuddly comfort movie… 
Perhaps, in comparison, though…
I loved that story.
My guess is still that he’ll be on a plane headed out of the country.
'tis done.
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You can’t even see his old tweets at the moment.
Done!
Mahaloth, quick, ask for a pony!
Heh. I love that his all-time-most-popular tweet was the one in which he announced he’d contracted COVID-19.