ElvisL1ves, you are a gutless chickenshit

[Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical]

@Q.E.D.

You know what? You’re absolutely right. I still think this could–and should–have been dealt with in the GD thread, but having read a few of Elvis’s political posts, I must say I completely understand the desire to take it here. So, RT and everyone else who got dragged into this side argument, you have my sincere apologies. Not to excuse myself, but I’ve always been impressed with his posts in GQ as a jet engine designer; I mistakely assumed the same would extend to the rest of his posts, as well. Sorry.

Good on you, accepted.

[elucidator]

@Liberal

While you’re there, ask him what he thinks.

I am so seldom asked that question, I’d be pleased to take this opportunity to explain. If we presume, for the sake of brevity, a fundamental Cartesian basis for thought, and emphasize the crucial importance of Hegelian synthetic reasoning (as well as other paranoid German bachelor philosophers), we arrive inexorably at

(…HAMSTER REVOLT! 430 pgs of abstruse bushwah deleted! No Rotoran!..)

…in conclusion, that Hyrdox are demonstrably and irrefutably superior to Oreos.

I thank you for your attention.

[Liberal]

@Omegaman

Why don’t you just ask him.

He’s just so damn rude.

[Onomatopoeia]

@elucidator

I am so seldom asked that question, I’d be pleased to take this opportunity to explain. If we presume, for the sake of brevity, a fundamental Cartesian basis for thought, and emphasize the crucial importance of Hegelian synthetic reasoning (as well as other paranoid German bachelor philosophers), we arrive inexorably at

(…HAMSTER REVOLT! 430 pgs of abstruse bushwah deleted! No Rotoran!..)

…in conclusion, that Hyrdox are demonstrably and irrefutably superior to Oreos.

I thank you for your attention.

Are you kidding me? Everyone knows Hydrox have an aftertaste.

[elucidator]

That’s a “finish”, followed by an “afterglow”.

[Otto]

@elucidator

That’s a “finish”, followed by an “afterglow”.

Like varnish. Or Lemon Pledge. I don’t eat those either.

[RTFirefly]

@Q.E.D.

Oh, sorry. You…um, jerk. Yeah, take that!

Upstart!

[Giraffe]

Aw, look at all the love!

Closed.