plum? Is that some kinda plant crack?
Suliban, they lemon when you cook 'em.
Lettuce stop the puns.
I’ll clam up.
I was floundering for a new one, anyones.
My sole reason was just for the hallibut.
I’m perched on the edge of my seat, waiting for your reply.
Forget the Tellarites and Andorians–have they brought back the green-skinned Orion dancing women yet?
I want Gorn.
tracer, go check your video tape collection and see if it’s in violation of canon or not.
They had no clue who the Gorn were. not that that will stop them from showing up.
“we are the Gorn. our pet Godzilla has escaped. we need some help”
Godzilla: roar and stuff.
T’Pol: The vulcan science acadamy has determined that Godzilla is impossibl—SQUISH!
Shouldn’t T’Pol be able to figure this Pon Farr thing out? Isn’t every seven years kind of regular?
Maybe she’s on T’Pill or T’Patch.
It’s cuz of space travel and relativity and stuff.
NoClue, you just surpassed Tars in the category of Annoying Puns.
I hope you are happy with yourself.
Good gad, Tars, you post with the Crewman Daniels browser.
If only i had more Time to post…
Naw. The Vulcans have obviously decided that implant technology is the way to go.
No, the Borg use implants.
Cplant, did I whoosh you, or was my joke just that bad?
<quickly re-reads thread, and recalls several other Enterprise threads>
It can’t be that much worse.
I reckon *my[/y] joke was that bad.
^:)^
So are my typos.
Good. I hate having to explain.
Lisa: “Only one person in a million would find that funny.”
Professor Frink: “Yes, we call that the Dennis Miller ratio.”
Explain what?