Entomophobic ANTics

My youngest brother hates bugs. Really, really hates bugs. Last night, it seems, he found an ant in his bathroom, and he was rather upset about it. He decided to combine paranoia, literal Talmudic logic, and the verbose melodrama more associated with his other siblings; he spent the next thirty minutes writing a hysterical (in both sense of the word) phone text on the Evils of Ants:

:smiley:

I thought YoungestBro was doomed to be the boring, sensible one of the family, but it looks like he’s ready to join his older brother and sister in exploring the fine line between creativity and crazy. sniff He’s all growed up…

Tell him he needs an antidote.

What an anticlimax

sounds like the little critters are giving him a real bad case of heartburn,

better give him an antacid.

If you want to really freak him out, send him a link to Antweb. It is actually a very cool site…as long as you don’t have a bug phobia. :smiley: