Esprix

Don’t think so. Looks to me like you brought along your dead horse. The one you keep beating.

And, somehow, turning the nice Pro-Esprix tone of the hijack of this thread into yet another of your anti-Esprix screeds seems…tacky, somehow. Un-groovy, in your parlance. Uncool. How can I translate this into your native language?

:: thinks…::

I have it!
Non-Fonzie-like!

Dead-horse beatings make Fonzie, well, not cry since the Fonz is too cool to cry, make Fonzie think you’re as uncool as Potzie.

And the line about Esprix being the “biggest downer” or however you phrased it is just so self-evidently wrong that it’s just plain too silly to respond to.

Fenris

great post, fenris. i have to say, however, that IMHO, dj is strayin perilously close to ralph malph territory.

talk about non fonzie like!

Wait…I don’t understand. If he absorbs the shit, how does it “flow like water” off of his back? I think I just got a bad mental picture…

Oh, and dj, don’t get me wrong, I totally dig your style. But honestly, just let this one slide off like a shitty duck…or absorb the duck’s shit…or…something…

I’m confused. My head hurts. I think I ate a bad Scorpo-nut. I’m taking my ball and going home!

Ok, See, dj, once there were these seven little dwarves who worked in a mine…
Oh, fuck it!

Teehee, I feel all warm and tingly inside just from reading this. Yes I know, weird things make me happy.

Oh how I would love to have those skills of Esprix.
Gotta hand it to ya, you told him off damn well.

You have now made my Posters I admire in almost every respect list. In fact, you’ve probably already made that list for most of the people here, but I’m just a young old newbie, so my list is fairly short from my lack of time here at the SDMB. You should feel special. :smiley:

So it’s official Esprix, you’re cool in my book.

Sheesh! I come in here looking for a fight, and once again a hockey match breaks out…

Grudge? This aint a grudge. A grudge lasts REAL long, like years. This is just some weekend fun. Some folks like him, and I even read those threads and my verdict is still: He’s a whiny bitch.

I got no real grudge. It’s just, the guy starts a pit thread about me over a joke I made, learns it’s a joke, and then insults me as he admits he’s wrong? He’s gonna get some bashin’ from me every time. 2 days is a very short period of time. (Especially when you’re on a forced vacation for 2 weeks due to terrorist action.) 2 pit threads is appropriate. Especially when one is about me, and the other is about him. But now I’m bored, he ain’t worth anymore keystrokes, and I’m outta this thread.

DaLovin’ Dj

So why bother with more? “You’re not worth my time, so I’m leaving!”

Pah.

5000?

Five Thousand?

Five Zero Zero Zero?

Five Capital Oh Capital Oh Capital Oh?

133+ 5p34k?

<133+ 5p34k +r4||514+0r>
sooo
</133+ 5p34k +r4||514+0r>

No.

:confused:
:: Gets out phrasebook, searches for cryptic numerical phrase. Fails. Guesses.::

um…“10000?”

Linguistically challenged Fenris

Sorry I am late! I had to get the kid fed, washed, and in his jammies… then I had to do all that with my son! :smiley:
I got chocolate chip cookies and Coke… <crunch>
mumble, mumble, mumble Damn Esprix you need to meet my bud Crz you too would get along GREAT! Oh yeah, almost done reading Gay Guy III… did the butler do it??

If you type out “five thousand” using the Wingdings font, all will become clear.

Welcome, jkusters. I loved the “Can’t sleep, tramp will kill me post.” I was just wondering what’s up with the “JOhn” signature. Maybe I’ll run that through Wingdings and see what comes up.

:frowning:
Nope.

If I type it as “5000” I get a sort of [sub]teeny tiny[/sub] filing cabinet and three big file folders

If I try it as “five thousand” I get:
an X holding a pick-axe
A )( with a crossbar forming a curvey H
A four diamonds in a + shape
A giant square-ish M with a [sub]3[/sub] at the bottom right.
A big diamond
Two jagged waves, one above the other
An empty box
A square-ish diamond
A tiny diamond
A lazy 69
A solid box
and an Omega over a line.

And Wingdings two and three were worse.

I feel like I’m trying to read hiroglyphics.

I still don’t geddit.

Fenris

Guess were just not hip enough…

Well, I know * I’m * absolutely crushed.

:rolleyes:

Hey, who crushed Arden? Clumsy bastards, watch where you’re going, huh??

::: picks up Arden and gently fluffs her :::

Hope it wasnt me…Sorry Arden…

Oh, there’s a reason for it, alright. And it has nothing to do with Wingdings.

Honestly, it’s a very boring and mundane reason, but I thought you all might like to speculate wildly about it first before I reveal the ultimately disappointing answer.

-JOhn.

Aww… you guys :slight_smile:

I know the reason, JOhn. I hate to backspace, too. I am so frequently JUli that I considered just going with it for awhile.

Am I right?

Boy, he’s been well briefed, hasn’t he?

:speculating wildly:

Vow to dying elderly parent? Some obscure god none of us have heard of? As a result of alien abduction you are unable to type your name without capitalizing the first two letters? :smiley: