Okay GARBAGE PATROL!!!
hehehehehehehehehehhe I think I’ll just sleep here tonight… if y’all don’t mind…
NIght.
Esprix yer awesome dude…
Okay, so should I like, leave now to try to beat the traffic, or have another beer and maybe not have to stand in the exit line so long?
Might as well get comfortable, I hear the cops have shut down the freeway
I’m just gonna wait until everyone leaves, then…
Cricket sounds
Hey, dont step on the crickets…Their friends will come and eat your socks…
Are crickets friends with scorpions?
:eek:
Esprix
I dont know, man…Better be careful…
Hey, wasn’t there a naked cheerleader around here somewhere?
Forget that, more rants!
This is a thread with everything - rants, naked cheerleaders, comedy, food…
Hey! Where are the Asian bois? Huh? HUH?
Esprix
Sorry Esprix… the only Asian boi I know is in Dallas prolly cheering on Linkin Park even as we speak!! @#$&^%&%#@@ Damn air fares…
(zoogirl starts, looks up, sees the ball of flame flashing over the crowd and jumps quickly behind her tree. She cautiously pokes her nose out and picks up her book. It’s singed, but still readable).
Wow! What was that! Did they drop a bomb?! Oh! Hey Esprix. watch where you throw those fireballs!
Say, that was a GOOD one! I sure gotta agree with you on your opinion of Dalovin and the definition of “Hip” I figure there’s gotta be more to being Hip than getting as bombed as possible. Maybe I’m mistaking Hip for Cool. You see I think Cool is the ability to handle yourself with class and style in any situation. It can mean being up on whats in, but it’s more than that. It’s knowing that you’re always doing it right, always in control. Somehow, what Dalonin is describing seems pretty out of control to me. Now don’t take it that I don’t like Dalovin-I mostly do. I just don’t think he’s the only one who’s opinion counts. I suspect that I’m probably older than most Dopers, but I just think Dalovin is kinda, well, juvenile.
(zoogirl takes off her “Schoolmarm” mask and goes back to normal)
Hey, do I hear crickets?! Ya know, I’ve got a couple hungry critters at home–anybody gotta jar?
Hey, its your socks…
Naw, they’d be more like “growl !”
YOUR SOCKS GROWL!!???:eek:
I wonder if we fed the lizard this week… hmmmm pass the crickets please…
Actually, only when the kid borrows them. I finally gave up on anything unisex and bought pink ones. That’ll fix 'em!
Hey, you have a LIZARD?! Let’s see, let’s see!!
Um, guys? Security asked me to ask you to get going. The parking lot is empty, the roads are clear, and the roadies want to go home.
Chop chop!
Esprix
Yeah, Yeah, I’ve been thrown out of better places than this!
Seriously, I had a great time. Wonderful flame, Esprix! Thanks for everything, everyone! Bye!
(zoogirl picks up her book and stuffs it in her backpack. She picks up the marshmallow bags and empty styrofoam cups and puts them in the garbage can. Casting a last look around the site she heaves a tired, but happy, sigh and heads off in the direction of home.)
But Esprix, I fully expect the DJ and PMS to be back here any minute for a rebuttal!..
AWWWWWWWWWWWW Esprix!
I still have cookies and Coke and 3 chapters left in my book… I can’t leave now. Just take the roadies home and give them a bath… they will be all right.
Want a cookie bdgr?