Scorpo-nuts, huh? Call me a pervert, but that makes me giggle. 
:hands Jester tree fiddy:
[sub]…grumble…Damn overpriced concession stands…grumble[/sub]
ok, I know I’m not the bright bulb on the tree, but what’s the deal with the links that are invalid and what was the homepage? (I don’t want the address, I’m just wonder what it was a link to?)
Esprix…ESSSPPPRRRIIIIXXX???
Criminy, how long does it take to strap on cowboy boots?
:: rushes in ::
Ok, folks! I’m ready this time until Esprix gets here! I’ve got a surprise for you all to entertain and amuse you! It’s Michigan! The Froggy Wonder!
:: opens box ::
:: pulls out lethargic frog wearing a top hat ::
And HERE HE IS!
:: Trumpets blare ::
:: Michigan blinks ::
:: A hush falls over the auditorium ::
Michigan opens his mouth and says…
RrrrrrRRRRrriibbbbbit!
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:: Fenris picks up Michigan and, in the fashion of Frog-Whisperers from time immemorial says ten mystic words ::
:: Sets Michigan down again, whereupon Michigan begins to sing while doing a sprightly dance ::
Hello, my baby,
Hello, my honey,
Hello, my ragtime gal!
Send me a kiss by wire;
Baby my heart’s on fire!
If you refuse me,
Honey, you’ll lose me,
Then you’ll be left alone;
Oh, baby,
Telephone,
And tell me
I’m your own.
:: Michigan Bows ::
:: Thunderous Applause ::
Thank you all!
Fenris
What? You want to know what the words were? Well, It’s supposed to be a secret, but…<sigh> ok. The words were:
“Do you know what Emril would do with frog’s legs?”
Isn’t it just like Esprixto be fashionably non-existant at his own party?
I have no idea what time he got home last night, but I bet it was late. Of course, he often doesn’t get up until mid-afternoon on weekends…
-JOhn.
Ever have one of those times where the build up for something is just soooo big, you just know your going to get disapointed?
This is one of 'em.
If the thread gets to 6 pages I’ll check it out again.
<stomp, stomp, stomp** SLAM**>
Ohh!!! I know I’m really late and all…
AM/PM… let me just say…
Your full of shit.
I have the awful feeling that, after all this buildup, we’re going to get Esprix doing a reprise of that blistering Arnold Winkelried insult: “You, sir, are no gentleman.”
Yo, Jester, let’s have some of those Scorpo-Nuts[sup]TM[/sup] over here! Jeez, the service in this place…honestly, better off catching your own scorpions, it’d be faster…
So twas long ‘n ‘bout ev’nin’ when Brer Am come along down de road, a lippity-skippity an’ a spoilin’ for a fight.
And dere, in de road, he sees de Esprix-baby. En he say “Ise callin’ you out, Esprix-baby. Ah wants words w’t you!”
But de Esprix-baby, he don’ say nuthin and de Dopers, they lay low.
“Ise said, Ise callin’ you out!, Esprix-baby!”
But de Esprix-baby, he don’ say nuthin and de Dopers, they lay low.
"‘You er stuck up, dat’s w’at you is,’ says Brer Am, sezee, "‘en I’m gwine ter flame you, dat’s what I’m a gwine ter do,’ sezee.
But de Esprix-baby, he don’ say nuthin and de Dopers, they lay low.
Finally, Brer Am stomps off in a huff. “Ah ain’t playin’ no mo’. You is de unfriendliest bunch o’ nobodies Ah has eveh had de misfortune to meet! An’ you ain’t able t’ compete with me!”
Wit’ dat, Brer Am stomped off in huff and de Dopers partied, and Esprix-baby he don’ say nothin. An’ Brer Am, he’ll lay low.
Brer Fenris, with respect and admiration for Joel Chandler Harris
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!
That is awesome!
Getcher Oh-fficial “Brer am an de Esprix-baby” t-shirts 'ere! Hot off da presses!
<Sees Fenris walking over to him with a number of lawyers in tow>
Uh oh. Looks like it’s about time I started working the other side of the room.
<Wheels concession cart over to opposite edge of the crowd>
We might as well learn something while we wait…
Here’s the connection of these two things which concern Jester.
l. He’s in Pittsburgh.
2. Pittsburgh is home to the Primanti Brothers whose sandwich is chip–chop ham inside Italian bread with cole slaw, tomatoes and French fries(all inside the sandwich). Actually, it’s quite tasty.
In other words, you sense that you’re gonna get your ass handed to yourself so you’re gonna cop out like a wuss and go hide behind the washing machine while humming the star spangeled banner.
Hahaha!! Damn, Fenris!
Hey! Jester! I’ll take one of dem t-shirts!
T-shirts? What t-shirts? What the Hell’s a t-shirt?
<Gives Arden a knowing look and slips a t-shirt to her under the table, eyeing Fenris and his lawyers cautiously>
Scorpot-Nuts! Get em heah! Fresh outta Esprix’s house and onta da grill!
Well, while we’re waiting for Esprix, I’m gonna go out on a limb, and hopefully not get flamed like a moth at a Rammstein concert.
I’m not saying that he’s not a total dickweed, but AM/PM has a point, as far as I can tell he didn’t insult 'sprix before he got flamed.
It just seems that no matter what, if you challenge a popular or even just established poster, you are considered a troll or an idiot or a sock by default.
I don’t know anything about Day N’ Night, but I say he had a right to start this thread and not get shot down so immediately.
LC
He didn’t get flamed for his OP. He got flamed because he’s been an asshole ever since he started posting here.
And note… accusing someone of being a “hit and run poster” is a bit of a slap. Especially if you can’t back it up.
Did you even read the threads that were linked to earlier?
Not by me.
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I think part of what’s going on is that he is one of those that keeps singing the “Banned posters return” refrain, and for me, at least, it irritates me.
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But Lucki, I don’t see a way to accomplish that. If someone posts something unpopular, given our little band of rugged individualists, everyone will voice their opinions. I mean, the only reason he was shot down so hard is thst his OP was so patently…well…dumb. If it had merit, someone, anyone would’a supported him.
And if you want to find out more about AMPM, check out the links in my first post in the thread for why he inspires such warm feelings.
Fenris
[Emcee comes onstage to thundrous applause, and a few boos]
Ladies and gentlemen, I just spoke with Esprix, and he’s getting ready as we speak!
[Thunderous applause, hoots n’ woots]
So, without further adieu, make yourselves comfortable, and…
LET’S GET RRRREADY TO RRRRUMBLE!
(I’m a a-workin’ on it…)
Esprix
Ahhh…I knew he’d be around pretty soon. Excellent timing, I might add…my wine is on the way.
::Turns on the bug zapper, makes sure there’s ice in the bucket, and lies back on the garden lounger::
Let the flames commence!