Your response will be the sounds of whimpering from the direction he was last seen running off with his tail between his legs.
Three things, Esprix:
- Thank you for thanking me. But you left Michigan J. Frog of your list of thank-yous and his little froggy heart is broken and as a result, he may join the lilly-pad invisible.
B) Actually, I don’t think that Lucki was on his side so much as feeling sorry for the schlub.
iii) Regarding this comment,
I’m willing to bet that his response’ll be found in this thread. Possibly “It was just a joke” or “LALALALA I win LALALLALA”…oh. Wait. Didn’t he already do that one?
Fenris
Hampster, you wanna split a Coke, or suttim? I’m a little thirsty. Been here for a while, you know. Passed out in the back, albeit, but here, nonetheless. You know dude, I totally think BDGR is gonna turn this into a 3-way fight. Weirddave totally laid it out for everyone too. That was awesome. tavalla, you got any original potato chips there? I don’t like that salt-n-vinegar shit. And come on Nightingale, scoot over. You’re totally cramping my elbow room. I wanna spread out and get the best view. Oh, anyone got a cig for HP Ellison? It’s his first Pit Post.
stops suddenly and looks around
What!? I MISSED IT! You’re kidding!
throws bag of cookies at the ground God DAMN IT! I knew it! Oh MAN! I totally missed the throw-down of the year!
sigh At least the flaming waaas nice.
sniffle I can’t believe I missed it. A hearty round of applause to all who were involved, however.
::slapping bug zapper to the ground while simutaneously clawing at bugbites and lifting near-empty wine glass in salute, stands up with lighter blaring::
Hell YEAH!
ES-PRIX!
ES-PRIX!
ES-PRIX!!
ES-PRIX!!!
For those who just now rocked…I sal-UTE YOU!!!
But seriously, well worth the wait, bugbites and eventual hangover. Anybody got a Gay Pride flag to wave?? Hey…wait…I think mine’s in the car…I’ll be right back.
::stumbles out of sight, screaming “We will, we will…ROCK YOU…”
::throws confetti on Esprix, then streamers, and dances around him::
You rock harder than Scott Thompson, babe 
Esprix, that was . . . awesome. Absolutely awesome.
:: Dons impossibly small cheerleading outfit ::
“Yeh Esprix! He’s the Word!
Kick that troll-doll to the curb!
Come on Exprix - Do some more!
Kick that loser right out the door!”
::Bounces around perkily.::
[sub]He’s WHAT? GAY? And doesn’t like girly cheerleaders? Well Shit. NOW you tell me. Will someone please help me get this freekin’ spandex uniform off…[/sub]
Is it over? I only just got here! Hadda come all the way from Canada ya know. I hope it’s okay, I mean I am still a newbie and all. I’ll just sit back here on this patch of grass. Hey Hashiriya, sorry about that John 3:16 sign. (leans it against a tree) There, now it’s out of the way. I’ve never seen a real flame war before, but I wanted to come cheer for Esprix, cause, you know, he tried to keep Eduardo and all.(Um, no thanks, I’ll pass on the Scorpo-nuts). I brought my own iced-tea and I’ve got a couple bags of marshmallows to share. Anyone want one? Please tell me I didn’t miss it all!
::Still giggling madly, curled up foetally on the
ground, sides and lungs sore::
:: pauses and sits up handing Searching For Truth
a mostly full Coke::
huff-wheeze 
Here giggle-snerk
BWA-HAhAhahahahaha!!! God I love this board
heeheheheh-- Waitaminute who got flamed again?
oh yeah, Ampie
::resumes laughing::
(Note: I only laugh at “dopers” getting cut down if they
really deserve it, that’s why I checked the links,
to prove to myself that Ampie was indeed an idiot
and full of shit. Beware the mob mentality.)
:breaks neck running to help alice_in_wonderland:
Ow.
Um, just lean over here. I think my hands still work…
I think you shall have no problem getting volunteers to help you with that…I’ll just sit back and watch…Mrs. Bdgr doesnt mind if I watch…
Um, Fenris? If Michigan is okay, do you think maybe I could meet him?
Nah…Just waiting for the other team ta show back up…He’s busy unclogging a toilet or somthing…Round two should prove interesting if’n he doesnt flush hisself…
You know, for a 4 page long flame war, this has gotta be a record for the least flaming per page…
I, um, sure don’t want to be pushy or anything, but I can only stay until 11 and then Mr. Zoo gets the computer.
Esprix, I think I have a lighter in my backpack if you want to borrow it!
Sorry, you guys! I guess I’m just excited! Maybe it’s the sugar from these marshmallows!
CRAP!
The freakin’ thing is stuck around my head…
I must say, Esprix, that’s the first time someone else’s post has given me an erection.
OH, damnit all…Maybe if we had a picture to go by, we could offer advice on how to un-stick yourself…
That’s because AM/PM showed up with a wet match and ** Esprix ** sauntered in with a flame thrower.
Here Alice, lemme hold up this blanket for you! The way these guys are drooling, they’re gonna put out the flames!